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I don't get it. Is this an excerpt from Chris Dorner's manifesto or something?

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 
Flake:
I don't get it. Is this an excerpt from Chris Dorner's manifesto or something?

Too soon, bruh, too soon

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 

If your source of self-worth comes from feeling comparatively better than other people.. well, I can't help you.

"There are three ways to make a living in this business: be first, be smarter, or cheat."
 

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