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Comments (18)

Jul 6, 2010 - 8:17pm

1) Why the hell did you pay the fine. Fight that shit.

2) Do not mention it, do not worry. It is a ticket man. When you assault someone you should be worried. Simple things like tickets and fines do not show up.

Jul 6, 2010 - 9:54pm
Midas Mulligan Magoo:
Interesting, I thought if you were not a citizen you can get a whole revolution going because your "right" to illegally enter and live in the country was facing the smallest infraction.

If I had a silver banana to give you I would because I laughed just that hard.

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Jul 6, 2010 - 8:49pm

Dude, what the hell are you talking about. My girlfriend is Indian and got a speeding ticket doing 90 in a 65 and got it knocked down. Shes only been here 9 months.

Unless you are from a country that rhymes with rexico we are not going to deport you.

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Jul 6, 2010 - 11:41pm

No. Quit being a pussy.

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Jul 7, 2010 - 12:18am

Yeah man, you're going to go to jail for a year before they deport you back. No IBD company is legally allowed to hire you. You're now certified as a US criminal. Not only are you stealing US jobs, but you're stealing "service" as you referred to it. You thief!

I'd go back to your home country as soon as possible before the feds knock on your door. The longer you wait, the greater your penalty as you continue receiving refractions for stealing out land and air.

Jul 7, 2010 - 12:24am

If you pay me 500 buck ill marry you and make you an American. Gotta consumate the marriage though...

Jul 8, 2010 - 10:15am
BrownyAce89:
AnthonyD1982:
If you pay me 500 buck ill marry you and make you an American. Gotta consumate the marriage though...

Obviously you don't know the going rate for a citizenship marriage...

I bet it starts at around $3000 plus monthly payments akin to spousal support.

Jul 7, 2010 - 9:43am

I would not worry if you tell them the story I am sure they will understand and if you are comedy club material you can get them to like you...........everything opens a door man, lets just hope this is not a door back to where ever you are from :) ......IT WON'T

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Jul 7, 2010 - 11:09am

I am sure no one is going to talk about it, I have a friend who has had 2 charges of driving with a suspended license and he now works at a BB think GS/MS/JPM, HR never mentioned anything about the convictions because he actually had a suspended sentencing. The things they don't condone are DUI/DWI and any controlled substance in your system. Another friend of mine fell into the controlled susbstance trap, he got a job offer and they told him he had to go in for a blood test within 48hours, his blood was probably very toxic, because the offer was rescinded.

Jul 7, 2010 - 12:25pm
net2adeolu:
I am sure no one is going to talk about it, I have a friend who has had 2 charges of driving with a suspended license and he now works at a BB think GS/MS/JPM, HR never mentioned anything about the convictions because he actually had a suspended sentencing. The things they don't condone are DUI/DWI and any controlled substance in your system. Another friend of mine fell into the controlled susbstance trap, he got a job offer and they told him he had to go in for a blood test within 48hours, his blood was probably very toxic, because the offer was rescinded.

blood tests?? really?? that's pretty crazy....which firm is that?

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