Skinnayyy:

poop.

I pooped this morning. No way I can poop again. All I eat is meat, fish, eggs, and veggies. I poop like 3x a week tops.
heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 
thebrofessor:

1. sit up straight
2. try to fart
3. ginger ale
4. you're from Ukraine, your stomach should be tough

We cure tummy aches with a double shot of vodka with crushed black pepper. It works. Legit.

@"heister" This is the second time you've suggested I jump from a window.

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 
Best Response

Tell your boss that you need to be sent to the nurses office because you have a tummy ache. Then find a high window that opens and take the express elevator to the sidewalk.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

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