Ouch

Not front page-worthy, but still entertaining.

Here's an article on CNN Money suggesting Lloyd Blankfein should just shut the fuck up.

My favorite part:


Apologizing for the credit bubble and claiming that Goldman has the best interests of the people at heart just makes Blankfein look foolish, not sympathetic.

Come on. We all know how Wall Street works. The fact that Goldman hotshots are set to make big bonuses this year isn't nearly as insulting as the fact that Blankfein wants us to believe that investment bankers and traders are really nothing more than highly compensated social workers.

 

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