Parties are stupid

The amount of hoops guys go through just for five minutes of drunken sex with a random is pathetic.ย  Trying so hard to make friends with the right people to get invited places, going to all the bars and clubs, I don't fucking get it.

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May 11, 2021 - 2:24pm

If you watch the nature channel, male animals (birds especially) go to extreme lengths to show off for the females to mate.ย Our species really isn't too different.

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May 11, 2021 - 2:25pm

Maybe parties aren't your thing and that's ok. But doesn't judging people who go to them make you as pathetic as the caricature of party-goers that you've painted?

Different strokes for different folks my friend.

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May 11, 2021 - 2:31pm

I do stupid shit with my friends all the time without killing my liver.ย  No thanks.ย  Not to mention everyone acts like a feel strong when there's pussy around

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May 11, 2021 - 2:35pm

Agreed, this drunken sex addictionย is disgusting and does nothing but breed thisย sexist, misogynistic view of women asย objects for sex that has become so prevalent on this forum. You guys are grown men, act like it

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May 11, 2021 - 8:33pm

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"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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