Pharmaceutical Commodities Trader Looking to Lateral to Entertainment Management

Sup Hommies,
So I is currently employemented with La Familia where I do day trading in the pharmaceutical compound sectorial. I know that ain’t no top tier Columbian gang but unfortunately I went to a suburban school where the OCR ain’t too fresh. Now I been working this bitch for at least 2 years and I be wanting to lateral in to entertainment management, specifically the managementé of lady friends who may have a little extra love that they are willing to share with some tricks.
So I be networking like a motherfucker and I be creative with that shit. I be packing business cards in with them powder filled teddy bears so that all my hommies who pick up my crisp product know who was the smooth ass motherfucker who procured it for dem. Some brother have been hollering at me but nothing that really materializes. I even tried going down the rosters and cold-texting some of the OGs and asking if I can ride wit dem or maybe just do an informational pass of the blunt but dey all be fronting instead.
So I have been reviewing my options
My brother nico told me I should to P-School but I am worried I can’t get into a top tier prison like San Quentin or Riker’s Island though I could always go to one of them weak ass prisons and stab a few COs.
Now my hommie jésus told me that I could start off working with dem asian hoes at the docks and then work my way to the top.
My long term goal is to be pimping bitches, preferably skinny white bitches, but I understand that a brother has to work his way to the top and no one just hands you dem skinny white bitches to you.
I posted my resume at http://www.oregon.gov/OSP/ID/public_records.shtml for you guys to look over despite dat white neighborhood I went to I worked hard to get some extracurriculumates which would make up for it, as you can see I got two counts of assault (almost got Grand theft but dat shit got dropped I was hella close though) .
My only worry is that when dey do one of dem background checks on me they might find out I did some volunteer work at dis one church. I know it was stupid but I was 16 when it happened and I only did it cause I grew up in the OC (we cant all grow up in the hood you know some of us had to work our way to the buttom) where des white bitches were pressuring me to and I would appreciate it if yall would not trip over it as that ain’t me no more.
Truly Yours,
JThuginit