Picking up Whores while grocery shopping

How do you guys go about approaching bitches in grocery stores? On a bit of a dry streak from covid and am looking to get a little ass

 

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Aug 30, 2020 - 7:37pm

try a Curly Tail Grub lure

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

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Aug 30, 2020 - 8:59pm

youre the one calling whores bitches

heister:

Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.

https://arthuxtable.com/
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Aug 30, 2020 - 9:12pm

OP is a rapper

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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Aug 30, 2020 - 9:11pm

1. Go to Whole Foods

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

 
Aug 30, 2020 - 10:31pm

Fun Fact: In 'When Genius Failed', LTCM was compared to 'picking up nickels in front of a bulldozer'. lol - there was risk there and they knew it. 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

 
Aug 30, 2020 - 10:31pm

Whole Foods x 100.

Don't go to a grocery store thinking you'll pick someone up. You'll look desperate or perhaps even creepy.

Just do your groceries. But be attentive of your surroundings. You might spot some girls checking you out. If you like them, make eye contact and smile. Make small talk if she seems approachable (she might be into you but if she's shy, then it's gonna be a huge pain in the ass). 

If you like someone, check them out and see if they reciprocate. If they don't, just move on. 

 

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