Picking up Whores while grocery shopping
How do you guys go about approaching bitches in grocery stores? On a bit of a dry streak from covid and am looking to get a little ass
Aug 30, 2020Aug 30, 2020
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try a Curly Tail Grub lure
Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.
https://arthuxtable.com/offer to pay then say you want something in return
Yes, but its not so simple.
hahaha good one
Hit em' with the "YO whore! Get over here!". 60% of the time, it works everytime.
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Learn more"whores" "bitches" learn to mind your language first
youre the one calling whores bitches
Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad.
https://arthuxtable.com/OP is a rapper
"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
Definitely though you were the OP of this post ;)
Alright cunt
Tell them to connect with you on LinkedIn and then you can apply the methods in the other thread.
1. Go to Whole Foods
"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
that's easy. you just leave a trail of nickels on the floor
Fun Fact: In 'When Genius Failed', LTCM was compared to 'picking up nickels in front of a bulldozer'. lol - there was risk there and they knew it.
"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
Whole Foods x 100.
Don't go to a grocery store thinking you'll pick someone up. You'll look desperate or perhaps even creepy.
Just do your groceries. But be attentive of your surroundings. You might spot some girls checking you out. If you like them, make eye contact and smile. Make small talk if she seems approachable (she might be into you but if she's shy, then it's gonna be a huge pain in the ass).
If you like someone, check them out and see if they reciprocate. If they don't, just move on.
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