Are you into fat chicks?

Idk, something about fat chicks turns me on.

I think it's because they are more appreciative* of their SOs (in my experience at least). There is also so much fat to cut assuming you have a solid fat reduction plan to be implemented over the 3-5 years. Why 3-5 years and no some crash diet? Well because you want to make them (think they are) healthy for the long term (maybe just keep them slightly unhealthy) so you can introduce them to your buddy who will start dating them and implement their own fat reduction plan. And then that buddy can pass her back to you or to someone else. In short, it all stays within a small group where the fat chick thinks she is improving (and yes she did lose some weight) by dating a group of guys repeatedly but really she is being taken advantage of. This turns me on!!

The term passing the hot potato comes to mind, but given the fats reduced, its more like passing the celery stick.


So how many of you like fat chicks??


*Excludes fat feminists

 

OP has introduced a stupid topic (I guess it could be funny) and doubled down on stupid by making it political.   I am not going to lie and say I did not talk this way when I was much younger 

 

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