Presidential Alert - Reply to All
All of us just received the Presidential Alert on our phones. What would you say if you could "Reply to All"?
All of us just received the Presidential Alert on our phones. What would you say if you could "Reply to All"?
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New phone, who dis?
Nothing since I'd rather not have the SS stopping by.
what is the presidential alert
Hahaha very funny off topic post--SB'd. I'd definitely say something including phrases like "Ligma" "Bofa" "Sugon" etc so I could have the pleasure of saying "Deez nutz" to the thousands of people who fell for it/replied.
Also I'm definitely recycling this question as a bumble/tinder opener.
That alert literally everyone in the US who owns a phone just got.
Thus my question.
It’s a fucking national alert message in case of terrorism or national disaster. People getting triggered because the President can “text” them is hilarious.
I’d respond by saying thanks and to be even more extreme. He’s far too moderate for my taste.
He's doing better than what I expected im. Thank god the system is working
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I need ideas for dinner tonight
I would ask him if I could take Melania out for a spin. Just around the block
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