Hahaha very funny off topic post--SB'd. I'd definitely say something including phrases like "Ligma" "Bofa" "Sugon" etc so I could have the pleasure of saying "Deez nutz" to the thousands of people who fell for it/replied.

Also I'm definitely recycling this question as a bumble/tinder opener.

Dayman?
 

It’s a fucking national alert message in case of terrorism or national disaster. People getting triggered because the President can “text” them is hilarious.

I’d respond by saying thanks and to be even more extreme. He’s far too moderate for my taste.

 
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It’s a fucking national alert message in case of terrorism or national disaster. People getting triggered because the President can “text” them is hilarious.

I’d respond by saying thanks and to be even more extreme. He’s far too moderate for my taste.

He's doing better than what I expected im. Thank god the system is working

 

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