Public banging

Just waiting on MDs comments on the deck and bored. Wondering, what was your riskiest f*ck ever?

For me:

  • public park middle of the day (was raining, so could be in a more open spot where people would usually be)
  • forest near public lake

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Sep 10, 2021 - 5:26pm

High school, went to private boarding school. Fucked my then girlfriend at our school pep rally night's rugby game on our mini bleachers. She wasn't wearing panties under her school skirt and she kinda just got on top of me and took it out, put it in her. We thought we were discreet but obv anyone looking our way could come to a conclusion as to what was happening. Fortunately there wasn't a reason to look where we were. But from a distance I guess it just kinda looked like we were a super touchy highschool couple (which everyone knew we were), and that she was just basically dry humping me while making out.

There were some teachers there but we were in the far corner and they were lowkey involved in watching the match. Her 2 friends were our lookouts.

I'm sure there's probably some other story someone has that's crazier but this is what I can remember.

  • Analyst 1 in IB - Gen
Sep 11, 2021 - 2:22am

This tops it all, there's no competing with this. You're a fucking legend. I've had some pretty risky car sex in my life, sketch parking lots, someone could've knocked on the window and I could've been blue balled by the boys in blue, never was caught though. This right here is something special.

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  • Associate 1 in HF - Other
Sep 11, 2021 - 12:17am

Intern in PE - LBOs

Wondering, what was your riskiest f*ck ever?

Mine wasn't a public banging. I smashed a drunk chick. If she flips at any point in the future and claims it was sexual assault, I'm finished.

  • Intern in Acct - Audit
Sep 12, 2021 - 9:39pm

Sucks that we have to live this way where someone can just flip and ruin your life. Like if she sees you become a financial powerhouse or something and she isn't doing well that's all it takes then you'll have other hangers on. Really want a law to prohibit these kinds of crime

Sep 14, 2021 - 9:52pm

True, but typically prosecutors don't go after females that perjure themselves. It's not a high priority for the DA.

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

Sep 15, 2021 - 6:42pm

Yeah prosecutors have a lot of breadth when deciding to pursue a case right?  Heard prosecutors are one of the most powerful people in the US.  I'm also not a legal guy so idk

Sep 11, 2021 - 8:43am

at risk of completely doxxing myself:

1) Ibiza : met a couple of French girls while at the beach and they said they wanted to try skinny dipping so I knew they were down for an ibiza slamming. I wasn't even on the prowl either I was just messing around (this is about 12pm in the day) in the water around the beach. throwing small stones at Spanish girls to get their attention. anyways, these French girls asked to meet at this beach to watch the sunset (if you've been to ibiza you know what i'm talking about), met them there, I brought some of this local wine from back home that gets you fucking twisted, we went out for dinner (they got seafood - such a French thing to do), went to a nightclub, then to cut a long story short at around 4am we took them to this "secret" beach that my friend knew about because he was living in ibiza at the time, had to take a taxi to get there, need to climb around what I can only describe as a cliff, its pitch black but at this beach there are spot lights underwater. anyways we went skinny dipping, pretty sure I was the only one naked, left my clothes by the water, btw I was completely out of my mind sniffing this top tier coke the whole night, then I said to the good looking French one to come to the back of the beach where during the day theres a cafe, I see a small light - its a fucking candle on a table next to two sofas of this cafe, absolute perfect - whoever left a candle there big shout out to you - we're now on this couch after climbing up ledge  - "you haz condome?"  hell no I was going to raw dawg you. seems that even random French girls in ibiza fall back to plausible deniability. she procures a "condome" from her purse - that she acted like she didnt specifically purchase in anticipation of me railing her. a combination of this rubber and being completely out of my mind, meant I was riding her for what seemed like hours. anyway, I woke up to the sound of the waves and remembered my clothes (and wallet) were about 200 metres down the beach and probably being taken out with the tide. I managed to grab my stuff just in time and walked her home. I've got pictures and videos of me at this beach naked with the two girls in their underwear and im laughing my head off. anyways, this is only a quasi public story but I remember it being a really good night so I love to tell this story.

2) Started seeing this girl and told her I wanted to bang outside because I hadn't done it before (in reality I just couldn't be bothered bringing her in my house and having to change my fresh sheets). anyways I pick her up and get to this golf course, I accidentally slam the door on her finger and its bleeding like mad, we went to the back of the golf course and I blew her back out. next day she didnt answer my texts for ages and said she's been in hospital because I broke her finger hahaha

3) Other times when ive picked up girls and banged them in my car. no really noteworthy but ive done it 3-4 times. 

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Sep 13, 2021 - 12:50pm

oh hey Richard. just girls from tinder really. but ones that im connected to in real life. like a matched with a girl I used to work with etc. 

Sep 11, 2021 - 10:53am

Oh we did it in the cinema to a Dreamworks movie with wolves howling in the background. Another time was on the Amtrak and that was when the train conductor just checked our tickets and left and the train was really empty since it was really late and near a holiday so every got time off. Another time we did it at a pool at a hotel when we went skinny dipping in the middle of the night. And the other time was at my friend's party in his apartment and we did it behind the door. So no one would suspect (we were rivals)

  • Associate 2 in PE - Growth
Sep 11, 2021 - 12:32pm
  • Doggy style on the corner of my college's soccer field; the stadium was right by my fraternity house
  • In the water at a beach on MDW in the middle of the day, that one was egregious (and bad sex) but we were both wasted
  • In the teacher's lounge at my school. Was on a Saturday so not technically public but still a power move
  • Was dating a girl for a bit who loved hiking and we would always bang halfway through the trail. Not a hard place to be discreet but conditioned me to always be a little aroused when walking in the woods for a bit after

thinking about all of these it seems like a lot, but that's what being shameless + in longer-term relationships will do to ya I guess

Sep 11, 2021 - 12:36pm

Was at a wedding with my then-girlfriend and we were both feeling each other. Had no place to hookup as it was her cousin's wedding and she was staying at her parents' hotel + I was crashing on a friend's couch... so we walked into a random ritzy hotel and did it in their lobby bathroom. Turns out if you act like you belong while dressed in black tie attire you can get away with a lot. 

Sep 11, 2021 - 2:25pm

Literally had sex in a cemetery in highschool. Idk about risky, but it was a damn good way to lose my v card. There were some marble benches that lined the pathway into the morgue, and this girl just started riding me on the bench. She had a bf too lol

  • Intern in HF - EquityHedge
Sep 11, 2021 - 2:30pm

In highschool I'd take girls to a middle school parking lot that was kind of tucked away behind trees. Was in the middle of rawdogging a girl in my backseat and a cop knocked on my window with his flashlight. He was incredibly chill I made up some sob story and he told us we could stay lol. Little did I know every time I went there I literally could've got arrested and became a sex offender.

Sep 11, 2021 - 6:32pm

Lived over 3years in Shanghai. My craziest stories happened there, although I have a couple of stories at public spaces in my hometown too,

1) Shanghai: met a French girl at Bar Rouge (best club in the city, and one of the best in Asia). Began kissing each others and having some drinks there. Around 3.30am party was about to finish so we decided to go downstairs. Ending up fkcing her on the Bund (main promenade in the city) with one of the best views of Shanghai in front of us.

2) Shanghai: were partying at Le Baron. Again, staff started to tell people to leave bc they were about to close. Lobby got really crowded due to people waiting to take the lift downwards. I basically crossed my eyes with this Brazilian-chinese girl which was right behind me and began kissing and touching. Went directly to the toilets at the club. We started to wildly bang each other but just for a minute or so because a Chinese cleaner saw us going in and yelled and knocked our toilets door.

3) Hong Kong: similar to #1, fucked a South African girl at the Victoria Harbour promenade. She sat down on top of my penis, so I basically remember watching her almost naked back and ass, with Hong Kong Islands skyline behind it. Chinese guarding around kind of understood what we were doing so he began yelling at us from 100m away so we left after 20-30 min of sex

  • Associate 1 in IB - CB
Sep 12, 2021 - 9:57pm

Bar Rouge is sick, I've been there on two separate occasions--once with my now wife when we were traveling together, another with a group of friends--no public sex there although a married friend picked up some hideous Russian girl there (he's also Russian).

I got a blowjob from a Filipina maid (one of the few good looking ones) in a public bathroom in Wanchai, HK

  • Intern in IB-M&A
Sep 11, 2021 - 11:37pm

- Got noggin in an elevator - twice. Second time, someone walked in, and then just backed tf out and the elevator shut seamlessly.

- Smashed this big tittied girl in my basement and as soon as I nutted I my I heard my parents pull up. Told the girl to hide and she dashed to the closet without her panties. Once my parents went upstairs, she bolted out the house...still never got her panties back

- Smashed multiple treeshes in parking lots, one by the graveyard

- Blew a girl's back out in a public bathroom

Sep 12, 2021 - 2:47am

in parks, on hiking trails. on a lake recently. there were people on the other side of the lake (the lake was small), and some people were riding a boat and jet skis on the lake. also, on the bench in a neighborhood. people were watching.

  • Intern in PE - Growth
Sep 12, 2021 - 7:16am

Tinder date two days before Christmas. Me, a Yuropoor, she a Mexican trying to "find herself", it was pretty obvious where it was headed and we made out in that little bar almost immediately. Afterwards we went to her house and she was so horny she took her insistence on a condom back. So I banged her on the dark floor of the house she was staying at, trying not to wake the neighbours up. Pretty fucking hot.

Sep 12, 2021 - 12:16pm

On the way to a football game in the back seat with my girlfriend. think of those 3 rows SUVs. Car was filled with all of our friends and we hit a pot hole while she was giving me head and i screamed so loud (pretended i kicked my shins into the chair) and she couldn't stop laughing. 

  • Analyst 1 in IB - Cov
Sep 12, 2021 - 1:35pm

Had this wild gf in high school, pretty loaded with an overprotective dad. She's got this pool and one nice we're going at it. Her dad walks out while I'm holding her… we proceed to have a 5 minute conversation while she's on me with her dad. Scariest moments of my life.

  • Intern in PE - Other
Sep 12, 2021 - 3:14pm

Dated a girl in high school that was absolutely wild. Loved to give road head for some reason. Pretty sure that a trucker saw more of me than he bargained for

Sep 12, 2021 - 7:47pm

So this is a friend, not me. But anyway we all went down to Atlantic City for a weekend. We went to the day pool party at Harrah's I believe. Anyway, my two buddies go to get drinks and start hitting on a group of chicks in town to celebrate a friend's birthday. My one friend was really hitting it off with one of the girls. Pretty soon they disappear to the hot tub and were at a minimum making out. Around 5pm they start kicking everyone out to clean up for the night party. My buddy who is hammered at this point goes with this girl to her room. Turns out her roommates weren't back yet and she didn't have a key to get in. They took the elevator to the top floor and banged in the corner of the hallway on a towel that they grabbed from a maid cart. They dated shortly after and get married next year and they fucked for the first time in the hallway of the an Atlantic City hotel....There is hope guys, you never know where you will meet her.

  • Consultant in Consulting
Sep 13, 2021 - 11:36am

In an Austrian royal palace garden right before college. Was there with my soon-to-be girlfriend I'd met a week earlier in a hostel in Munich. Surreal place. She thought it was romantic, we went to make out in this area with tall hedges and were getting a bit frisky. We heard a big group of tourists with their tour guide approaching. I sort of ran into the hedge and pulled her after me, on the inside was a clearing which was surrounded by the tall, relatively thick hedge. We could hear people walking past but you couldn't see through without pushing your face to the hedges/walking through. She was wearing a summer dress and she rode me under a tree in the clearing. The memory of the whole trip makes me feel so nostalgic, one of those coming of age memories.

Schoenbrunn Palace and palace garden, Austria, Vienna Stock Photo - Alamy

Sep 13, 2021 - 1:42pm

SAT prep course at MIT, was flirting with a girl in my class the entire time. Last day we skipped the course and I got sloppy head in the basement of MIT. Great memory, I ended up doing trash on the SATs though.

Sep 13, 2021 - 2:04pm

Once on a plane in the restroom on an overnight flight, was hilarious because there were three flight attendants gathered when we walked out and I just rubbed the girls back and said "do you at least feel better after throwing up?" And walked right past em still visibly chubbed.

Lots of parks which I'm lucky I'm not a sex offender for but stupid shit that seems like the logical place to do it when you're young.

one trail in the bushes in a major city along a river where there were like hundreds of people walking by on the other side of some lightly forested riverbank.

one time got caught by a cop in the back of a girls car that was so tiny I couldn't get my clothes on and had to sit there and talk to him butt naked and direct him to which pocket of my jeans my wallet was in lmao. 

and then my favorite restaurant in the first city I lived in after college, fancy place with unisex bathrooms with floor to ceiling stalls me and my gf at the time would always fuck in while waiting for the check, good times 

  • 5
Sep 13, 2021 - 2:26pm

My building has a nice hot tub. My girlfriend and I got carried away late at night under the full moon. Multiple balconies look over that hot tub, so I think we put on quite a show lmfao. I think she got a UTI from the experience as well. 

Sep 13, 2021 - 4:42pm

Back in grad school I was a chauffer (way before Uber/Lift) and I was working a real late night grave yard type shift. Ya know, the one where I shuttle back and forth from the airport during redeye flights.

Anyway, it must have been about 3am on a humid Wednesday summer night. I picked up what appeared to be an MD in about her mid 40's, looked like she'd either been on an island vacation or just overly faked tanned, either way she looked entirely too exhausted. I help throw her bags in the trunk and open the door for her, ya' know the usual, but the unusual thing here was she hardly even gave me a glance or anything close to a hello. But whatever, it's late and these people just want to get home I suppose.

So I start driving and finally she speaks up: tells me about how she had such a rough day. Apparently, her idiot associates were making her miserable on this huge private placement.  Anyway, she's blabbering on about how she never gets the respect she deserves solely because she's a woman, and how she's way over qualified for her position in the first place.

So here's where things start to get interesting. As she's blabbering on about who knows what, she starts going into how men could never do the job that she does and how most men couldn't even please a women in bed if their life depended on it (yeah, now this is where I started to listen more intently too). She goes onto say how she cant commit to a long term relationship because she's always traveling and the only time she gets any is when she hires a male escort and even then those men can never truly please her the way she needs.

At that point she starts heavily coming onto me, I don't want to sound conceited but I was about 28 at the time, in shape, and a good looking man (I'd like to think). She commands me to pull over on the side of the road and climb into the back with her. Listen guys, I'm single at the time and there's no way I'm turning this down. So I pull over on the desolate highway (remember this is a limo with tinted windows), and I climb into the back. It was a little awkward at first but she made the first move and we started making out. Just a little tongue at first, but then a lot more.

Suddenly she stops me and says, "do you have what we need to keep going?" (In my head I'm thinking a condom, but still not entirely sure what she's talking about). Instead of spitting out what I'm thinking, I just go ahead and say "uhh what?". She turns to me and says "I.. I.. I'm gonna need about 3.50"

It was at that point I realized this woman was about eight stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleozoic era. So i says to her "I ain't giving you no tree-fiddy you Loch Ness Monster, get your own money!"


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  • Business School in Research - Other
Sep 14, 2021 - 11:03am

Got my driving permit on my 15th birthday. Decided to drive without a parent and saw a movie with my gf that night. We banged in the backseat of my car afterwards in the parking lot. 

Police officer waited for us to finish orgasm and then shined a flashlight inside our car. He asked me to come outside. Said he's going to arrest us for indecent exposure, etc. Was scared shitless as I didn't have a drivers license. Told him I was really sorry and he then told me to go home ASAP.

Poor girl was traumatized. The officer was probably watching us have teen sex and waited for us to finish before attempting to arrest me. 

  • Associate Director in IB - Gen
Sep 14, 2021 - 11:08am

In the middle of a golf course green at the 8th hole. Was just after sunset, so no golfers lol. We were just going on a walk and the mood hit. 

Sep 14, 2021 - 9:49pm

This is the quality content I come to WSO for.

1. Passenger seat, airport parking garage around Christmastime (it was packed). Lots of people definitely looked at us and knew exactly what was going on.

2. My 3rd floor apartment balcony in downtown Boston.

3. My ex's bathroom. Not with my ex.

Currently: future neurologist, current psychotherapist Previously: investor relations (top consulting firm), M&A consulting (Big 4), M&A banking (MM)
  • 3
Sep 15, 2021 - 5:33pm

Back in high school I rawdogged my ex while breaking her back out on top of a classroom table after school. Pulled out mere milliseconds before I busted a nut, I straight up almost nutted in her (she wasn't on birth control) Then she slurped me up and I could see a figure approaching the door, I quickly pull up my pants as fast I could and proceeded to picking up random shit throughout the class. It was the janitor who walked in, then I hit him with the "yeah the teacher just needed helped cleaning up things around the class we decided to help". By far one of the most slick things I have done, worked out quite well and my ex did not get pregnant with my child. Pretty happy with how it all turned out, but I was frightened about too many things in the moment.

  • Prospect in PE - LBOs
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