Quantum Immortality

Have you ever noticed that you, personally, never die? I have noticed, and believe that this is because our soul travels along the optimal quantum pathway.

The existence of the multiverse means that every choice we face in life puts us into one of two possible universes. One of those universes may lead to disaster, e.g. get out of bed 10 mins later one day and you end up on the next train instead which crashes with no survivers.

But fear not because although these events happen (and we all hear of tragedies, accidents, disease, etc happening to others every day) YOUR personal soul is guided down the correct path. You will not die. Quantum Immortality.

 

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