Quitting, The Dream

Had a dream last night about quitting my job.

I took a keyboard to the annoying EA sitting across from me. One of my dual screens to the third year associate from Stanford, the other to the 2nd year from NYU.

Took the computer tower and threw it through my director's office window hitting him on his gigantic forehead and then jumping out the window and landing on tina fey dressed as sarah palin.

 

Reminds me of that scene from Wanted when he tells off his boss, smashes his douchey coworker in the face with the keyboard, and walks out.

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Cornelius:
Had a dream last night about quitting my job.

I took a keyboard to the annoying EA sitting across from me. One of my dual screens to the third year associate from Stanford, the other to the 2nd year from NYU.

Took the computer tower and threw it through my director's office window hitting him on his gigantic forehead and then jumping out the window and landing on tina fey dressed as sarah palin.

That's assault brotha. You double dare me?

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
cphbravo96:
Cornelius:
Had a dream last night about quitting my job.

I took a keyboard to the annoying EA sitting across from me. One of my dual screens to the third year associate from Stanford, the other to the 2nd year from NYU.

Took the computer tower and threw it through my director's office window hitting him on his gigantic forehead and then jumping out the window and landing on tina fey dressed as sarah palin.

That's assault brotha. You double dare me?

Regards

lmaooooo.. I chuckled!

O back to schoool.. back to schoool.. to prove to dad that im not a foooool.

 

if you really hate it that much, i would seriously suggest REAL quitting, no jobs in the world can compensate for the years of stress and discontent in my opinion ( unless you are getting paid over half a mil doing it, but I doubt you are since you sound more like a junior person)

 

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