Random Gag Gift

OK, so a coworker and I decided to send our director a gag gift. Basically, a completely random (but office appropriate) gag gift We're ordering it from Amazon with a gift receipt so he doesn't know who its from. He will obviously know it's us, but still we think it'll be funny.

Ideas so far: plastic skull, can of tune, pink frilly dog collar.

Anyone have other recomendations?

obviously i have a pretty awesome work environment.

 

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