In the spirit of the accomplished monkeys who have similar threads, I will be taking any questions about investment banking and private equity.
My quals: I have read every post here on WSO and want to give back to my fellow monkeys.
Ask away!
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me 2 ask me some
Hey tlynch5, this is my informative thread. Please start your own. Plus I doubt you have my qualifications.
Please any real questions
As a upcoming 3rd year college student with a non-quantitative major, what are my odds of landing an IB summer internship or job after college? What should my future plans entail so I can land a IB job?
If hearts are diamonds and spades are not spades...what is the probability of getting a royal flush in a game of go fish?
Have you ever masturbated in the office? If so, were you more "productive" so to speak than outside the office?
What has your success rate been when you've utilized the upper-decker in your repertoire?
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General Disarry: that is an interesting question.
Joeybruin: your major will not matter as much as your school and GPA. Your future plans should include networking and preparing for junior internship interviews this coming winter.
reddog23: Yes in the stall. I would say less "productive." I had trouble when my MD came into the stall next to me and was on his cell. I worried that he would be able to see me through the reflection in my newly shined shoes. Or hear me at climax.
design: It has been good.
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