Rate this story about a Marine and a protestor

A marine was looking, at a protestor. The protestor was protesting not getting enough food stamps, and he took out an American Flag.


"What are you going to do, to the flag?" asked the marine, his voice curiously and explosively asked. "I'm going to burn the flag," said the protester," because I want more food stamps. I shouldn't have to work for my food."


The marine stood there while the protester brined the flag and did nothing. "It's ok. America is a free county. You can burn the flag all you want." The marine said carefully.


Then the protester took out his Small Penis. "What are you doing, asked the "marine, The protester looked at the marine with a look in his eye as if to say "I'm going to pee on this burning flag with my penis." The marine nodded in a way as if to say "Go ahead and go pee. I fought for your right to pee on old glory."


Just as the pee came out of his penis, the protester's penis accidentally got caught on fire by the burning flag. "oh oh," said the marine, "don't worry."


The protester screamed "Help, help, help. Please put out the fire. Please stop me from burning my penis." "careful," said the marine to the man's penis.


The marine had trained for this, so he remained clam. He said: "When you burned the flag , I didn't do anything, because it's a free country. When you went pee onto the flag, I didn't do anything, because it's a free country. Now, you're burning, and even though you insulted the flag I fought so hard for, I'm going to help you, because I took an oath to protect my country."


The marine unbuckened his pants and pulled them down. He rubbed his penis onto the other man's penis and now they were both on fire. They both died.


Share if you think the marine should have tried something else!

 

Deserves credit because at least the end was not predictable. It was dumb, but not predictable

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.
 

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