Relating to peeps

Sooooo goldie reporting live from in-between a tatami mat and a comforter in goldie basement round 11pm central time about 3 hours post ingestion some shroomies. Having some thoughts and curious what other humans think on certain topics. And in general too. Big conundrum. Don't worry mama goldie watching baby goldie. Yo ain't that some shit I was in this very same position many times at my mom's house like 10 years ago now she's at my house watching my baby I'm down here doing the same shit.

The fuck did I come here for... Check the title... Right. Relating to people I feel like is good for our mental wellbeing. Cause like. We're all sorts neurons in the brain that is humanity to. Or cells. But sometimes cells are cinessant. So what do you do with that analogy then. How do you know you're not a cinessant cell. Did you know scientists officially started calling ants one big organism as opposed to individual ants. Like they aren't connected physically but they're connected through chemicals floating through their hive so why not. And doesn't all matter technically never tough anyway so fuck it?

Ummm. Right so you gotta relate to your fellow ants. But what if you can't? Like yo I can't relate to any of the life experiences you're giving off the vibe have been meaningful to you. Bitch fuck prom and shit right. But also like as far as thought and behavior patterns. But there are these people out there. Those wise old fuckers who seemingly can relate to anyone and have this loving vibe. How do you get that shit?

Cause dawg I know you legit think all these people talking to you are retarded pussies. Like in the almost literal sense. Like your thinking is so slow it's retarded. And but only if it's slow but it's just faulty and unreliable and I can't figure out what it's based in or what ridiculous OS you're running your sensory inputs through to generate these outputs I'm seeing. Like do even think about energy transfers and efficiencies at all? Cause that's all I think about.

SO. Fucking long story short cause I gotta piss. What if you just go around like Yooo we all got fucked! Life is fucked. Dealt us all a bunch of bad blows innit boys? Look at this hopeless fucking shitheap we find ourselves in just spinning through the universe waiting for a volcano to erupt or a solar flare to kill us all let's all get drunk. But goldie you don't drink. Well maybe you should return to drinking then. Maybe.

But like you don't actually say that to people. You just imagine it. But then are you just fooling yourself? But what's wrong with that. Maybe simulation theory anyway blah blah and everyone is an npc anyway. And maybe all those video game recluses in japan have shit figured the fuck out. Yo maybe were npcs in their game. Lawl I'm going to bed fuck yall

 

Isn’t that why we work so hard, to distract from the reality that we’re here on borrowed time waiting for oblivion. The Ashtar galactic command does offer transcendence (Google it, maybe we won’t have to do intermittent fasting or any of the shit we push as the only thing between us and the Instagram life that we’re all chasing).

Even lifting is another activity that adds to the noise that drowns out the inevitable drum-beat of time. That’s ok though. the chaotic and random nature of our existence gives us incredible freedom to create whatever we want. +1 for more rants in the off-topic section. I’ll be posting some of my raps for community feedback in the coming weeks.

 
Ashtar:

Isn’t that why we work so hard, to distract from the reality that we’re here on borrowed time waiting for oblivion. The Ashtar galactic command does offer transcendence (Google it, maybe we won’t have to do intermittent fasting or any of the shit we push as the only thing between us and the Instagram life that we’re all chasing).

Even lifting is another activity that adds to the noise that drowns out the inevitable drum-beat of time. That’s ok though. the chaotic and random nature of our existence gives us incredible freedom to create whatever we want. +1 for more rants in the off-topic section. I’ll be posting some of my raps for community feedback in the coming weeks.

Alright let's hear the rap for sure. But you gotta give me the lowdown on this ashtar shit please because this shit's so obviously a rabbit hole.

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

I'll just leave this timebomb here.

The short of it is that in 1952 a man named George Tassel was contacted by an alien being named Ashtar. He reinterpreted the Christian bible to place Jesus as an agent sent by the Ashtar Galactic Comand (AGC) along with Nikola Tesla and some others. He's since formed the Ministry of Universal Wisdom to continue Ashtar research, and he hosted the Giant Rock Space Convention for a while to let people who also want to be able to channel this extraterrestrial being get together in the desert (and maybe get some good peyote out of it).

 

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