Richard.3 Has Given Birth To Richard.4

We are all doomed. His offspring (Richard.4) has begun to take over WSO with his father (Richard.3). We must locate Richard.1 and Richard.2 before they all reunite.

I am beginning to smell the monkey shit that the family (“Richard.1”, “Richard.2”, “Richard.3”, “Richard.4”) is polluting the forum with.

 

As the real slim shady who has stood up, I really don't know who the heck the other Richards are. They are impersonating me and making me look bad. I'm cross with them.

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Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
 

Also, my wifi connection to this website sucks. MIght accelerate my leaving this website for good.

It really sucks and it's taking five minutes to load very pge. I am an incredibly busy person who does not have time to harp around on here anymore. Just got staffed on a $10bn deal again and need to work to get this done in the next ocuple months.

Will be leaving soon. This site is incredible.

I also need to update my ocmputer as this accoutn is on Incognito and i neeed to get better.

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Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
 

You will not survive IB intern, if you get offended by me . One yell from MD and you will be crying your ass off or feel harrassed

Seriously reflect on your tolerance of things.

Also, my wifi connection to this website sucks. MIght accelerate my leaving this website for good.

Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
 
Funniest

Intern, concern yourself with getting into the field first before you throw rocks at others glass houses.

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Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
 

Yea this Richard guy has got to go. Only posts BS and spam

 

You realize your existence will fade too once I leave? I am the sole reason why most of your Richards exist. Think before you speak.

Also, do not impersonate me or I will have to ask you to chang eyour name by force. Thank you.

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Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
 

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