Has everyone already watched that ludicrous UBS "IB recruiting" video? As of now, litquidity still has it online, maybe some smarter monkey than myself can immortalize that shizzle on Vimeo, would be funny as fuck to troll UBS with it lol
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Legit thought, they had dubbed over the audio and captions to poke fun of them. Turns out it was the real audio and captions
Using a Mac and going home at 7:30pm ... so inaccurate
Whoever is in charge of PR should be fired
They took it down, so yeah, someone will be
Holy shit
UBS has not been the same since ken left
Looks like the script was written by some wallstreetbets 15 year old.
Nah, my bet is on some Lena Dunham-type libtard
Anyone have a link? It would seem it has been removed and I could use a good laugh.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CK6rucvAML7/
Still up with Litquidity
I want to gouge my eyes out
Investment Bank’s portrayal of self is less realistic than an HBO show
UBS 2022 SA already open?
Not good with web data formats, can anyone convert either into webm or screencapture?
flinched when they zoomed in on her chin, thats some bad skin right there
Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed
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They show her on the trading floor when she says that. HR couldn’t have chosen a worse place to have her bc of Chinese wall separation between the two groups.
[Creepy Director gazes at her]
"I can't believe he remembers me"
Def the most cringe moment for me as well lol
Video is super cringe. No shots of MS Excel either? Weak.
She should have been on Excel saying "I've even learned how to create financial models without using my mouse." That's some OG shit right there.
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