Best Response

Set up a different ringtone for your (i) voicemail outcall, (ii) work numbers versus (iii) your friends.

Why? Because you'll react like a Pavlovian dog when you hear your phone go off. Oh shit. And you'll start getting pissed off at your friends and family for calling you and scaring the bejesus out of you for that split secoond before you saw the caller ID and realized it wasn't your staffer or an urgent voicemail from a pissed off or otherwise irrational MD.

Of course, you'll still curl up in the fetal position when you hear your voicemail ringtone go off - so you should pick one you don't particularly like, or are likely to hear in an elevator at the department store in five years. Nobody reacts well to a 30-year old rocking himself in the corner muttering incoherently.

 

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girlytrader:
"Money, Power Respect" - The Lox and Lil Kim

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------ "its the running joke now, we now have fair trade with china so they send us poisoned sea food and we send them fraudulent securities."
 

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