They give you 2 months notice from what I heard from my friend who worked in GS ER.

Does anyone know if they test for steroids? Or just the basic recreational drugs? I am not on steroids by PH's which sometimes come up positive

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I had to get my drug test within 24 hours of signing the offer.

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yellowberries:
How much advance warning do you get for these tests? Would I know if I were going to have one soon?

I had 24 hours to get it done. Including scheduling.

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They sent me to LabCorp, was pretty easy. If you haven't taken any drugs you have nothing to worry about.

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My bank we need to do it within 48 hours of first day I believe. Went through Quest.

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you could check out the whizzinator and other similar products. nothing like passing a drug test while you're high and shooting someone else's piss out of a prosthetic penis

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It is likely. Why don't you just stop doing drugs and start working out with heavy cardio today? By the time they test you everything will be out of your system unless you are super fat.

The only exception is a hair test which is rare in finance but if it happens, Laundry Detergent, Acne Body Wash, and Apple Cider Vinegar twice a day for your hair. They are the strongest cleaning agents and can clean your hair within four days.

Frank Sinatra - "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
 
yeahright:

It is likely. Why don't you just stop doing drugs and start working out with heavy cardio today? By the time they test you everything will be out of your system unless you are super fat.

The only exception is a hair test which is rare in finance but if it happens, Laundry Detergent, Acne Body Wash, and Apple Cider Vinegar twice a day for your hair. They are the strongest cleaning agents and can clean your hair within four days.

Bravo

 

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