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Jan 28, 2009
Jan 28, 2009
b4f:

i already posted this
http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/its-the-new-lso

Someone's a little anal retentive. I guess he wants all the comments for himself.

The world has changed. And we must change with it.

I'm making it up as I go along.

Jan 28, 2009
Cornelius:
b4f:

i already posted this
http://www.wallstreetoasis.com/forums/its-the-new-lso

Someone's a little anal retentive. I guess he wants all the comments for himself.

The world has changed. And we must change with it.

fosheez

Jan 28, 2009

ya for gold diggers complaining these chicks are pretty average looking, fourth from the left is beat looking as hell.

Jan 28, 2009

I second the above poster. Those girls were far from anything that a banker should be proud to bring out in public. I'm not too worried though, by the time we start making enough money to be "F.B.F.'s" (yes, i read the website) again, they'll be too old to be anything but cougars. Karma's a b!tch.

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Jan 28, 2009

might have a go at the one in the middle (at least half a bottle deep), but the rest of those slags are rank

Jan 28, 2009

id give it to the one in the middle as well but the arm cross/wearing black makes me afraid she may be trying to hide the extra few pounds shes packing

Jan 28, 2009

i'd like the one in the middle.

Jan 28, 2009

the funniest part about these women is that they've convinced themselves that they're some sort of hot commodity, when in reality they are third-tier talent at best. It always cracks me up how women in nyc try their hardest to live the sex & the city life, and if they can't get there they just pretend they do. Silly little sleezies

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/01/defending_the...

Jan 28, 2009

yea but i guess if they were hotter, they wouldnt have to sit around sulking with their support group.

Jan 28, 2009

Absolutely. I posted the link more for the comments...pretty jokes.

Feb 12, 2009

Those poor girls. They socially(?) killed themselves.
By giving out their names to the nyt, they are all over the internet (through google search). And 99% of the content in negative (e.g. sleazy, greedy, lazy, stupid, bitch)

People should no better. Never give out your name to big publication papers/mags in the age of the internet. I made the same mistake with the WSJ in 2006 but the content wasn't nowhere as negative/controversial.

P.s.- side note- I think the girl second from the left is perfect. She seems like the "helpless-girly-girl" types that I love.

Feb 12, 2009

Sun Wu Kong = richochetX?

I've never seen this much fail before in a forum.

Feb 12, 2009

read the haynesworth thread

Feb 12, 2009

To OP, are for reals a virgin or just have that little game? Didn't you start that tread on how to leverage your new role to get women or something, or where to find women?

Or you can be like your namesake and find a monk/priest and call him master.

Feb 12, 2009

whorehouse

Feb 12, 2009

insecure? that kinda thinking is gonna kill you.

Feb 12, 2009

insecure? that kinda thinking is gonna kill you.

Feb 12, 2009
BossOrBust:

Regarding the time I signed for an internship, same situation, old co-workers/interns would see my linkedin account updates and they'd invite me to holiday parties in order to "catch up."

A few thoughts here:

1. I guess this means you are one of those people that got an offer and went directly to update your LinkedIn profile to say "Incoming Summer Investment Banking Analyst/Associate". I thought that was just a myth/urban legend that people actually did that.

2. When people update their LinkedIn profile, it is very common to prompt people to think to themself, "I haven't spoken to [BossorBust] in a while, this seems like a reason to reach out and see how they're doing.". But, I guess we see what we want to see.

3. Gold diggers don't marry Associates.

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Feb 12, 2009
DickFuld:
BossOrBust:

Regarding the time I signed for an internship, same situation, old co-workers/interns would see my linkedin account updates and they'd invite me to holiday parties in order to "catch up."

A few thoughts here:

1. I guess this means you are one of those people that got an offer and went directly to update your LinkedIn profile to say "Incoming Summer Investment Banking Analyst/Associate". I thought that was just a myth/urban legend that people actually did that.

2. When people update their LinkedIn profile, it is very common to prompt people to think to themself, "I haven't spoken to [BossorBust] in a while, this seems like a reason to reach out and see how they're doing.". But, I guess we see what we want to see.

3. Gold diggers don't marry Associates.

For number 1, its becoming increasingly prevalent. Some consulting firms actually encourage their new hires to do so, to be better identified by candidates in the class below them. Especially important at bigger schools. I haven't seen it for interns, just FT hires

Feb 12, 2009

#3.

And while there are true gold diggers out there, a lot of the times you almost encourage your wife to spend some dough because you're never there. Had to travel half way around the world and miss your 10th wedding anniversary? "Honey, why don't you take a few of your friends to some ridiculously overpriced day spa and go shopping?" And a little red box with gold trim is accompanying you on your way back from HK. It's the price you pay for working all the time.

But accessories for a poodle? That's just weird.

Feb 12, 2009
DickFuld:
BossOrBust:

Regarding the time I signed for an internship, same situation, old co-workers/interns would see my linkedin account updates and they'd invite me to holiday parties in order to "catch up."

A few thoughts here:

1. I guess this means you are one of those people that got an offer and went directly to update your LinkedIn profile to say "Incoming Summer Investment Banking Analyst/Associate". I thought that was just a myth/urban legend that people actually did that.

2. When people update their LinkedIn profile, it is very common to prompt people to think to themself, "I haven't spoken to [BossorBust] in a while, this seems like a reason to reach out and see how they're doing.". But, I guess we see what we want to see.

3. Gold diggers don't marry Associates.

The Third Point cracked me up.

Feb 12, 2009

Liking yourself is necessary for success. Self-absorbed is another matter.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Feb 12, 2009

I could care less to be honest. Feel bad for the guy who overpaid for a depreciating and over supplied commodity.

Feb 12, 2009
TNA:

I could care less to be honest. Feel bad for the guy who overpaid for a depreciating and over supplied commodity.

This is why I exclusively stick to ultra short term leases. Usually by the day. But if it is an exceptional specimen I might rationalize the late return fee.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays

Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne

Feb 12, 2009

stop worrying about what other people are doing with their SO, no one cares what you think, and judging someone else's relationship decisions is an easy way to lose friends. worry about yourself, and know that this isn't a "banking" thing, it's anything that's higher income. attorneys, doctors, hell even engineers. there are leeches everywhere, so get off your high horse.

congrats on the b school deal as well as the job, but whining about someone's facebook posts? c'mon man, if you went to a target you should know there's a button that allows you to unfollow someone, while still remaining friends, and they will never know.

Feb 12, 2009

What's the matter? Can't bag a rich one yourself? Try changing your look and being less jelly.

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Feb 12, 2009

You must have had some really loser co-workers and acquaintances if they're kissing your ass just because you got into the likes of darden/fuqua/stern.

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Feb 12, 2009

Are you jealous because the bread shop girl plays the game better than you or because you can't pull the bread shop girl? Seems like pretty basic supply/demand econ here to me. Maybe stop sitting around on FB worrying about others.

Feb 12, 2009

You must be a big shit bro....

Feb 12, 2009

Maybe he likes her company or something weird like that?

Feb 12, 2009
Cruncharoo:

Maybe he likes her company or something weird like that?

I mean c'mon. I really doubt this one.

Feb 12, 2009

I don't know what's worse...gold diggers or attention whores.

But yeah it's all a game, guys want to make the beast with the two backs, girls want money and attention and someone to control. At some point you meet somewhere in the middle (no pun intended).

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Feb 12, 2009

Tinder is attention whores island.

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken -Late great Col. Sanders

Feb 12, 2009

Women who complain about this are unattractive and unable to get a successful man.

Feb 12, 2009

I've experienced this myself. I know it's real because I've experienced an old girl from college who wanted to befriend me years later thinking that I would subsidize her wannabe golddigger lifestyle.

Feb 12, 2009

Tinder is epic. Get a fake GPS app and build the pipeline.

IMO, I like gold diggers. You know their price. Now it's up to you to give them a taste, hit it and move on. Marrying a wallet leach is silly and in 5-10 years you'll be stuck with a beat, old model. If your goal is to essentially buy pussy why would you lock yourself down with one. They won't be good wives, good mothers or good humans. Treat them like you treat a rental. Use, abuse and return to sender.

Feb 12, 2009

Tinder is pretty epic. Fake GPS app? I need to look into that.

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken -Late great Col. Sanders

Feb 12, 2009
TNA:

...wallet leach is silly...Treat them like you treat a rental. Use, abuse and return to sender.

Nice with the wallet leach there. +1. You have to realize, however, that people change and that "down-to-earth" girl can evolve into a leach.

Feb 12, 2009

But doesn't it bother you that you have to essentially buy your way in? Whereas, equally good looking men are enjoying gold digger type women based off their looks?

Feb 12, 2009
CuriousAnalyst:

But doesn't it bother you that you have to essentially buy your way in? Whereas, equally good looking men are enjoying gold digger type women based off their looks?

Poor good looking guys don't get the gold digger types.

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Feb 12, 2009

Not quite sure why one is "better" than the other. Not all guys can be good-looking; not all guys can be rich. In either case the woman is with you because of an extrinsic quality that she values, whether it's looks or wealth/success.

Feb 12, 2009

I hate to break it to the younger men on this forum...all women are gold diggers to a certain extent. Some are more obvious about it and some just want to make sure that they are with someone that can support them and provide stability. Either way the better looking the woman, the more they can trade those looks for the person that will offer them the lifestyle they want. Simply a matter of supply and demand.

Feb 12, 2009

Sluts going to sloot bro get over it. It is all part of the game good looking chick with no working skills wants to have the baller lifestyle and below Average to average looking guys want a model wife you both get what you want. Although I would say if you are good looking guy and rich you probably just should not get married as you get the short end of the deal.

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Feb 12, 2009
eignenvector:

Sluts going to sloot bro get over it. It is all part of the game good looking chick with no working skills wants to have the baller lifestyle and below Average to average looking guys want a model wife you both get what you want. Although I would say if you are good looking guy and rich you probably just should not get married as you get the short end of the deal.

This is very true for some people. A guy I used to work with, who looked like an ogre but was loaded, used to just go for arm candy. He was always married or in long term relationships and the girls were absolute 10's. Dumb as sacks of rocks but he didn't care. He didn't want a great conversationalist. He wanted a hot woman that he could screw anytime he wanted and someone to bring out to show off that he could get these women, and the women got a nearly unlimited bank account, to live in luxury places and drive whatever cars they wanted. He got what he wanted, she(they) got what they wanted.

Feb 12, 2009

OP cant get a date with an attractive, cultured girl to save his life

Feb 12, 2009

The easiest and most accurate way to put this, your money to her is the same as her looks are to you. That's true of all women, but in the USA they'll just say they are attracted to a guy who is "talented" or "ambitious" or "driven" vague terms that ultimately boil down to money or likely to have money in the future. In other countries (basically everywhere else that doesn't speak english) women will come out and say they value how much money a man has, granted there's a cultural reason for that. On some levels the whole thing disgusts me, especially anything along the lines of if you've "fucked up" (whatever the hell that means) you have to make it up to her by opening your wallet.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, I know what you mean and on some levels I agree, but don't delude yourself into thinking that isn't the case with all women. Or at least 99% because I know one of you is going to point to some exception to the rule you saw one time on your way to work. The important thing is establishing the relationship dynamic you want relatively early on, as in, if you aren't willing to spend everything on a girl, don't spend everything to get the girl and expect that to change.

Feb 12, 2009
ArcherVice:

The easiest and most accurate way to put this, your money to her is the same as her looks are to you. That's true of all women, but in the USA they'll just say they are attracted to a guy who is "talented" or "ambitious" or "driven" vague terms that ultimately boil down to money or likely to have money in the future. In other countries (basically everywhere else that doesn't speak english) women will come out and say they value how much money a man has, granted there's a cultural reason for that. On some levels the whole thing disgusts me, especially anything along the lines of if you've "fucked up" (whatever the hell that means) you have to make it up to her by opening your wallet.

I guess what I'm trying to say is, I know what you mean and on some levels I agree, but don't delude yourself into thinking that isn't the case with all women. Or at least 99% because I know one of you is going to point to some exception to the rule you saw one time on your way to work. The important thing is establishing the relationship dynamic you want relatively early on, as in, if you aren't willing to spend everything on a girl, don't spend everything to get the girl and expect that to change.

Pretty much this.

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Feb 12, 2009
ArcherVice:

don't delude yourself into thinking that isn't the case with all women. Or at least 99% because I know one of you is going to point to some exception to the rule you saw one time on your way to work.

From what I gather I think it's slightly less the case for girls who already have a lot of money or have a means of getting it, ie career driven types like corporate lawyer chicks for instance. That particular breed seems to be more looking for a healthy and intelligent sperm donor that she can mold and control. I might be wrong but that's the impression I get.

Feb 12, 2009

whoops... i clicked on the thread expecting a discussion on Goldcorp and Yamana..., and yes I am disgusted with them.

Feb 12, 2009

Lol! Spoken like a true Boothie. God, I LOVE Booth.

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Feb 12, 2009
mbavsmfin:

Lol! Spoken like a true Boothie. God, I LOVE Booth.

Dude, your obsession with bschools is really weirding me out. Calling someone a "Boothie"... yikes

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Feb 12, 2009
mbavsmfin:

Lol! Spoken like a true Boothie. God, I LOVE Booth.

If I ever meet you IRL I'm going to punch you in the face.

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Feb 12, 2009

Another point that's getting overlooked is that by the time you're an MD and married or with girlfriend, you don't have time to take care of the kids / house / life so your wife/gf stays home and takes care of shit. She stays home, loses her sense of fulfillment, especially when you're still gone 12 hrs each day, so in order to compromise you're more than happy to open the coffers. Wife spends money on the house / life / kids then feels fulfilled.

Most middle-aged guys don't have a problem increasing their wife's budget if it means coming home to a non-shit storm environment. And getting laid.

Feb 12, 2009
CorpFinanceGuy:

Most middle-aged guys don't have a problem increasing their wife's budget if it means coming home to a non-shit storm environment. And getting laid.

Like putting a band-aid on a head wound. If you want a woman to fulfill that role, go get a Brazilian (for example), looks like a model, will do all of that and be more than happy with whatever 'budget' you deem appropriate and you won't run into any of those problems.

Feb 12, 2009

also OP, I just realized you're a junior at UVA, you make it sound like you've already got girls sweating you as you enter post MBA IB associate recruiting. get off your high horse dude, glad you're smart but focus more on grades and actually GETTING a job versus people looking for handouts if you do.

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Feb 12, 2009
thebrofessor:

I just realized you're a junior at UVA,

LOL, good lord OP, what is wrong with you? I def was not concerned with gold diggers at age 20/21 (nor now). Can you even get into bars? haha

Feb 12, 2009

For your sake, I hope you're a troll.

Feb 12, 2009

Some of you dweebs post such moving, moronic shit that I felt the need to take 45 seconds out of my life to make a throwaway acct

Seeing as how I possess these purportedly magical Fallopian tubes for which the 17-year-olds on this site pine and whine, I'll give you my opinion: most girls (esp. In NY) are lazy cunts who have money on their minds.

They want "security" aka someone to take care of them and buy them big fat engagement rings that they can Instagram. They want babies on babies on babies aka collateral so their husbands can't leave them later on. They want to quit their jobs as stylists/dancers/art assistants so that they can sit on their Restoration Hardware sofas in the Hamps during summers and binge watch Kim and Kourtney Take the Adirondacks and get fat because--guess what?--they're pregnant again.

But they are bb qts and you put up with their shit for that sole fact so get over it and stop complaining! Such is life, young virgins. Such is life.

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Feb 12, 2009

Super blunt but very true, and it's something naive WSO monkeys need to hear.

I laugh whenever a guy says "I want to be with a girl who likes me for who I am." It's one of the most annoying cliches in modern society. First, what exactly defines "who I am"? Are factors such as height, looks, money, family background, success, not part of who you are? Then they reply, "Well, those are external factors and do not get to the core of who I "really" am." Again, this assertion is terribly naive. Although being successful does not make one more inherently valuable as a human being (by that I mean that rich and poor alike deserve basic rights and human dignity), it does make one more valuable as a MATE. This is the simple product of thousands of years of biological and cultural evolution. You simply can't fight it.

Second, when I look at all the couples I know, there are very few couples where the man is less successful than the woman. And likewise there are very few cases where the man is significantly more attractive than the woman. The single women in my b-school badly want to meet someone who will make tons of cash so they can quit their corporate job and work from home or something super laid-back (i.e., a fashion "startup", designing jewelry, personal fitness trainer, etc.). They won't say this in public, but I have heard this on multiple occasions during private conversations. Feminists will hate hearing this because it goes against their notion of how smart successful women should behave and strive for. No matter how loudly they yell, the feminists can't overcome basic biology.

Feb 12, 2009

Use and abuse bros. Male value increases. You can be 35 and cherry pick youngins or opportunitically slay over 30. Love is a fallacy and children will now let you live forever. Spaghetti monster isn't going to high five you when you fade into darkness.

Get married, but do so way after you've crush enough to realize pzzy has zero value.

Feb 12, 2009

lol. +

Feb 12, 2009

Demarco Murray didn't seem rattled tonight against the bears. NSFW http://thebiglead.com/2014/12/04/brennan-clay-shar...

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken -Late great Col. Sanders

Feb 12, 2009

Sorry just catching up... so this is the kind of gold diggers we are discussing:

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-12-05/ex-wife-o...

Feb 12, 2009
jankynoname:

Sorry just catching up... so this is the kind of gold diggers we are discussing:

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-12-05/ex-wife-o...

When I was a junior in college these stories kept me up at night

Feb 12, 2009
jankynoname:

Sorry just catching up... so this is the kind of gold diggers we are discussing:

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-12-05/ex-wife-o...

This is why I bought 10 copies of this book and distributed them to my at risk friends.

http://www.Amazon.com/Men-Strike-Boycotting-Marriage-Fatherhood/dp/1594036756

Feb 12, 2009

If you're a halfway decent looking guy and work in this industry you'll come across gold diggers. It's not hard to sniff them out if you've been around the block once or twice. They're a lot of fun but always catch and release. I don't take as hard a line as some of the other guys on here, I do believe there are girls who aren't focused on money. They're very rare, and if you find one hold onto her.

Feb 12, 2009

Dude,

Facebook is brag book... Every single girl on facebook posts stuff to make themselves look better. I call it the kardashian affect.

Feb 12, 2009

I'm glad WSO can be real about this stuff. It's not exactly politically correct, even if it's true, and I feel like other sites would give the "women aren't gold diggers, that's a generalization" BS.

I have heard women firsthand say all throughout college and even high school they're going to marry rich; they don't even try to really conceal their gold-digging ways in my experience. Mothers are to blame, as they train their young ones early on to marry for money. If you don't want to gamble 50% of your net worth, I advise not getting married. And don't think pre-nups will save you, as they can be invalidated for all sorts of reasons like, for example, the women feeling "pressured." Women will be extremely deceptive though - I know I've been deceived my fair share of times.

Feb 12, 2009

How cynical. Someone definitely pissed in your cornflakes.

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Feb 12, 2009

delete

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Feb 12, 2009

If Ken Griffin, the founder of one of the world's largest hedge funds, is having to to go to court in order to enforce his pre-nup, there is little hope for us mere mortals.

Feb 12, 2009

I would imagine a guy smart enough to be a senior banker would be smart enough to know he has a gold digger on his hands...he probably doesn't care either way

Feb 12, 2009

What would some early warning signs be (in the first 2-3 dates) that you are out with a gold digger?

Feb 12, 2009
MBA_Junkie:

What would some early warning signs be (in the first 2-3 dates) that you are out with a gold digger?

Can nobody tell the difference between a gold digger and a regular girl? My faith in humanity is fading..

Feb 12, 2009
MBA_Junkie:

What would some early warning signs be (in the first 2-3 dates) that you are out with a gold digger?

Can nobody tell the difference between a gold digger and a regular girl? My faith in humanity is fading..

Feb 12, 2009
MBA_Junkie:

What would some early warning signs be (in the first 2-3 dates) that you are out with a gold digger?

I was out with a girl a few weeks ago and in both the first and second dates she randomly mentioned salary numbers and seemed to be looking at my reaction. Can't make this stuff up.

Basically any questions or actions that try to gauge how much money you make or have. I think a really common sign is when she tries to change your proposed date venue to something more expensive like a fancy restaurant.

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Feb 12, 2009

Don't do it.

Feb 12, 2009

Just politely tell her to fuck off.

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Feb 12, 2009

How good is the sex? No wait, just say no. But if the sex is really good and she's a freak. Nevermind, just tell her to fuck off.

Feb 12, 2009

Don't walk, RUN.

Feb 12, 2009

To the bank ?

Feb 12, 2009

Every city has gold diggers, but LA is especially egregious. Tons of hot chicks who can't make it as a model or an actress and don't have the brains to work in a real job. Stay the fuck away.

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Feb 12, 2009

Just say no.

Feb 12, 2009

Update: she's been in my apartment all day. I haven't come home in all day and I'm honestly panicking. I want to tell her to fuck off but I'm afraid she'll go ape shit on me. I don't have cameras in my apartment either so if she attacks me and I fight back I won't have any evidence. Help?!?!

Feb 12, 2009

Take her to a lunch/dinner at a diner and explain that she can't move in. Maybe give her a $100 or $200 to put her in a hotel room. It's expensive, but cut your losses and tear off the bandaid. Learn lesson for the future. I've had a lot more expensive lessons than that.

Feb 12, 2009

Why are you afraid of pissing off someone you've only known for one day? You will never see her again anyway.

Feb 12, 2009

She knows my address and phone number. I'm afraid she'll stalk me or something. Anyways I'm doing the date idea, it's scheduled for 8PM tonight.

Feb 12, 2009

Dude, tell her nicely that your lease doesn't allow it or something like that. If that doesn't work, just tell her she has to leave, no excuses needed. If she refuses or gets violent, walk outside and call the police. Inform them that there is a stranger in your house who refuses to leave. Too bad you don't live in Texas....

Feb 12, 2009
irr94:

Dude, tell her nicely that your lease doesn't allow it or something like that. If that doesn't work, just tell her she has to leave, no excuses needed. If she refuses or gets violent, walk outside and call the police. Inform them that there is a stranger in your house who refuses to leave. Too bad you don't live in Texas....

I would walk in with the police .. or have police waiting outside the door ,at least, so you have witnesses, just in case.
Let us know that happened..

Feb 12, 2009

Is this a lesbian relationship or do you have any balls whatsoever?

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Feb 12, 2009

Hope all went well tonight. Better not have brought her back....

Feb 12, 2009

Oh wow a bish had morning secks with you?? Definitely let her move in OP

Also let me know if you need your pink panties washed and folded

Feb 12, 2009

you must be trolling...

Opstar lifestyle, might not make it

Feb 12, 2009

Laughing at the serious answers to this troll attempt.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

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Feb 12, 2009
Jackb4873:

... tips for the future so I can avoid this situation.

check the lease agreement and bank balance of anyone you meet in a bar going forward..

Feb 12, 2009

Classic troll ... the virgin army will be captivated by this occurrence of morning sex

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Feb 12, 2009

Hey Jack, she's not a gold digger, she's a mentally retarded chick! She should be doing the walk of shame instead of .. sigh!

Feb 12, 2009

lol

Feb 12, 2009

So how did this end?

Feb 12, 2009

Surely OP will deliver..

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Feb 12, 2009

First off, we know you're bullshitting. There's no way that you were smart and capable enough to get where you are and you don't know how to handle this situation.

Even if you aren't trolling (which we all know you are) then the solution is obvious. I'd tell you to grab your balls but you obviously don't have any....so instead do what you need to do and tell her to leave. If she doesn't leave then it's too easy to call up LAPD and get her taken out.

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Feb 12, 2009

Had something similar to this happen to a guy I know... Gotta be careful. In his case the girl got so mad she called the police and claimed he raped her. He was then arrested, stayed overnight in jail and it took about 2 days for her to finally say she was lying.... was a CRAZY situation....

Feb 12, 2009

Even if this is a troll, I want the resolution. My money is she went all "gone girl" on his ass.

Feb 12, 2009

Come on OP, bring it home with one last epic troll post finale.

Feb 12, 2009

Why do i get the feeling that the OP is either sitting in jail right now or his new roommate has him running errands? Either way, he cannot post here...

Feb 12, 2009

Before I start sorry for the wait; I've been really busy lately. I forgot about this post until today. Anyways I took Depository's advice and took her out to dinner. As soon as we sat down I just told her she is not moving in and we have no monogamous relationship. She stood up, took the small glass of water we had initially given to us, and splashed it in my face then walked out. I haven't seen or heard from her since.

Lesson learned. Looking back, I messed up even taking her back to my apartment. If I wanted to have sex I should have just taken her to a hotel. I feel like an idiot... pussy makes men do crazy things.

Feb 12, 2009

OP is a virgin

Feb 12, 2009
theebreadwinner:

OP is a virgin

and marginally entertaining troll

Feb 12, 2009

popcorn.

Feb 12, 2009

Bigger question is why you're posting on WSO at 4:30 am...

Feb 12, 2009

Hey man, you know if Pipernancial Technological Chang Partners is taking summers this year?

"I do not think there is any other quality so essential to success of any kind as the quality of perseverance. It overcom

Feb 12, 2009

just dont use your business card which says analyst on that.
can you still get women tho?

Jan 28, 2009

..you'll know she's a gold digger cuz she don't mess with no broke bro

I'm making it up as I go along.

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