A few days ago, someone posted a thread about Blackstone's technical test.
I commented and said that I wrote the exam, and that people should DM me with questions.
People legitimately believed that I, Crab Chiggins, am a partner at Blackstone and sent me direct messages.
What the actual f*ck is wrong with you guys?
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What do you want a fucking medal? You fooled some high schoolers and college freshmen get over it
No one like these types of trolls...
Get a load of this clown
Are you really that surprised? Go look at some of the off topic threads. It is sickening the amount of regurgitated dribble that spews from the hands of these people.
Hey bro are u down for a coffee chat
Depends, are you trying to break into high finance?
Dear Mr Crab Chiggins,
Hi, my name is Steve, a student at Berkeley City College majoring in Business Administration. I found your contact information on Wall Street Oasis, specifically on the thread about Blackstone's technical test. I am highly interested in the investment banking industry and specifically the mergers and acquisitions field. I know you are busy and understand if you can't make the time - but I would really appreciate it if you could be open to a brief informational interview over the phone or in person next week? I am eager to learn more about your experience on Wall Street Oasis and about your role at Blackstone. Thank you for your time and help.
Best regards,
Steve
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