Should I call CDC on my boss so I can take a 2 week vacation?

Analyst 1 in Other

My boss is an assh*$le and I am thinking of sending an anonymous tip to CDC saying that my boss MIGHT have the coronavirus so they force him into quarantine.

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Feb 25, 2020

I'm gonna go with no

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Feb 26, 2020

Just send it.

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Feb 26, 2020

Just do it, make your dreams come true

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Feb 26, 2020

Definitely send an anonymous email from your work account

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Feb 26, 2020

Absolutely.

Feb 26, 2020

Hilarious, any stories of how much an ahole he is?

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  • Analyst 1 in Other
Feb 26, 2020

Here are few:

He tells one of the Analyst to go attend an event and take notes on his behalf. The event is a few blocks away and is 2hrs. By the time the Analyst gets back the MD is waiting for him because the MD heard (from the same guy who sent him [my boss]) that this Analyst is taking a 2 hour lunch. And he also made sure to let half the team know.

BTW, there has been no conflict or anything like that.

He calls people around him stupid/worthless/etc., both people working under him and alongside/same rank because he thinks he knows it. When he is proven wrong he either throws a tantrum or b rushed it off like nbd.

To add to it, he is also racist and sexist. He has publicly made fun of some colleagues because of their race and has said sexist stuff (e.g. "women shouldn't be engineers")

He spits in people's drinks (especially when he is sick) because its funny and when confronted by some on why, his argument is that it will make you stronger. He has also spiked a colleges (not a female) drink right before a client meeting. Multiple times. Like WTF! One thing on a normal/non-meeting day, but right before.

Massive insecurity. He doesn't have kids, but acts like a tiger parent (he is Chinese.)

The HR and his boss (my MD) refuses to do anything about it. Why? The HR doesn't care (she isn't event in the office 90% of the time) and the MD keeps him because "he has been here the longest so he knows what he is doing."

In case you are wondering, this guy is NOT a rainmaker so there is no financial reason to keep him. Its just the MD being insecure about how losing the 2nd in command (my assh0& boss) will reveal his lack of abilities.

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Feb 26, 2020

Just do it and tells us how it went after.

  • Prospect in Other
Feb 26, 2020

Chinese American or actual Chinese?

Feb 26, 2020

Oh hell yeah do it, just be extra cautious when going about it.

Mar 2, 2020

Spitting in drinks when sick? That's nasty dude! Disgusting... what a sociopath.

Feb 26, 2020

Brutal move but justified. Yeah, I don't think you are going to get away with this unless he has been in contact with people from China or the states in the U.S that have been the virus has been found.

"It's okay, I'll see you on the other side"

Feb 26, 2020

Better yet, actually infect him.

Feb 26, 2020

I have no idea if that would even work, but you sir are the MOST savage. Hats off to you!savage

  • Associate 2 in CorpDev
Feb 27, 2020

Son, you have it wrong. By calling CDC you are effectively preventing him from getting Covid. Rather, you should encourage him / create opportunities for him to be in tight enclosed spaces as much as possible, and with as many Asians as possible.

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Feb 27, 2020

OP are you working at a BB firm or MM?

  • Analyst 1 in Other
Feb 28, 2020

No-name boutique

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Mar 3, 2020

Do it. Post results.

Mar 3, 2020

This sounds like Alpha Capital Holding lol.

  • Analyst 1 in Other
Mar 19, 2020
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