should i change my legal name to joyce meng?

i'm having no luck with internships at the moment and kinda want to use her resume...

i mean if vayner or chiang changed their names to stop getting harassed, shouldn't i be able to do something similar to get at least an interview?

will people see an issue if i'm actually a guy?

what story can i spin to make this credible?

 

Tell them that it wasnt untill the 5th day that you were alive that your penis finally poped out of your body, yet your parents had all ready named you and refused to change your name.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 
heister:
Tell them that it wasnt untill the 5th day that you were alive that your penis finally poped out of your body, yet your parents had all ready named you and refused to change your name.

Yup, have seen this used effectively in response to the "Tell us a little about yourself" question.

 
happypantsmcgee:
Found a typo in her resume she clearly sucks.

You must have also noticed the large amounts of jizz stains from jealous male want to be bankers.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

I have a mutual friend with Joyce who tells me that she is ridiculously intense (duh!). Sure she's impressive and I admire her achievements, but I wouldn't necessarily want to have her life. Not hatin', just sayin'.

"Rage, rage against the dying of the light." - DT
 

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