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who the fuck cares guy? why don't you focus on yourself and get a job first?

 
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Can you fuck off you spoiled 20 year old nerd? You literally made 20 comments on the other thread saying "you're just salty you didn't go to a target highschool ;)" and clarifying that you did, indeed, go to Andover in about 10 different comments. Nobody gives a fuck and nobody will want to have a beer with you anyway, so good luck going to a shitty BB and dating a 5. 

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UVA isn't really overhyped on this form. You're having a tantrum over 2 people saying that very smart kids from their HS went to UVA. Oh, but I guess because they didn't go to a 60k/year prep school, they all had an IQ of 70. You're the reason IB is fucking miserable, prospect.

 
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Same with Michigan. Overhyped state schools. Nothing more.

 

The fuck? UVA students don’t suffer from the Cornell syndrome of incorrectly thinking they’re top notch. It’s a great state flagship with an amazing culture and beautiful campus, nothing more, and everyone I’ve met from UVA understands that.

 

Doesn’t sound like you went to UVA. I once met a guy who literally had the gall to say UVA was “Cornell South.”

 

I’d actually say that’s pretty accurate.

uva doesn’t think they’re Harvard. Cornell does, but Cornell and uva are more or less on the same level, (obv not exactly)

 

Why does finance attract these needle-dicked losers like OP? OP - can’t you find another industry to work in? You sound truly awful. I bet your parents are divorced or something. 

 

Who gives a shit.

The main point of going to school is to get a good job. If they’re doing that at a cost (tuition) lower than everyone else in the “top 20” schools, they’re doing it better.

“When you pull on that jersey, the name on the front is a hell of a lot more important than the name on the back"
 

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