Single Moms

We must animate ourselves by the thought that God is always with us, that he only allows this trial for our greater good, and that we have not necessarily lost his grace because we have lost the taste and feelings of it.
—St. Ignatius of Loyola

 
StaphyBone:
stopped reading at the start of the 2nd paragraph
I stopped half way the first line, decided to check the comments if it was worthy, apparently not.

Unless you are all a bunch of lazy readers and he made a great post.....

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.
 
neink:
I stopped half way the first line, decided to check the comments if it was worthy

Haha I just did the same thing.

“Doesn't really mean shit plebby boi. LMK when you're pulling thiccboi cheques.“ — @m_1
 

read about half and its very interesting. always cool learning something new. that being said i wouldn't raise a child that isn't mine. likewise to a lion eating the cubs of a female lion in order to breed his own offspring. raising some else's child is labeling yourself as a beta lion who deserves to be speared by multiple maasai warriors -- followed by having your head displayed on a spike. if you lack game and are unable to wrangle a childless female, then perhaps you deserve to be bamboozled by a single mother.

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What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
 
Jamie_Diamond:
raising some else's child is labeling yourself as a beta lion who deserves to be speared by multiple maasai warriors -- followed by having your head displayed on a spike

I secretly hoped you had a GIF for this.

“Doesn't really mean shit plebby boi. LMK when you're pulling thiccboi cheques.“ — @m_1
 

I dated a single mother that was significantly older than me for a while and made it very clear that I had no intentions of getting serious. It was a really fun 6 months and then she found a guy that wanted to get serious and ended it for me, so win-win really. Just don't go into it expecting much else beyond the physical aspect of the relationship.

"Who am I? I'm the guy that does his job. You must be the other guy."
 

I'm glad it worked out. A dear friend of mine just fell hook line and sinker to point #1. A fool and his money they say...

 

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thots & prayers
 

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