So, How Do You, Er, Manage To Do It?

How do you guys resist the urge to masturbate in the middle of the day at the office? Do you just hold it out or go to the bathroom to do it? If so, how often and at what time of the day?

On a more hypothetical situation: What do you do if you have an erection at the office, and for some reason, you are in a situation where you have to get up in front of people? Should you just wait for it to subside or do you show it off loud and proud?

My warm wishes extend to those willing to reply.

 

This really should get locked and deleted.

A bit of professionalism is required in any office. If a hot intern walks by and i get distracted, instead of running to the bathroom to jerk off, you could always try to keep yourself focused by programming a macro in excel or going to ratingsdirect and reading about new rating methodologies. Something boring enough to bring you back.

By the time you start, hopefully you're more mature and done with puberty and you're not popping a boner every few minutes. High school, ibank, totally different.

 

I just do it at my desk subtly, whilst looking at pictures of my MD.

He caught me, but he's been MUCH more interested in my work lately.

-------------- Either you sling crack rock or you got a wicked jump shot
 

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