Aside from talking to you guys and waiting for my associate to call me back, my night consists of a whole bunch of this crap:
Ctrl-C.
Alt-Tab.
Alt-E-S down-down-enter.
Alt-R-A-S.
Alt-R-A-M.
Alt-R-A-C.
Rinse and repeat. Oh yeah, I'm livin the dream. Banking like the wind, baby. Like the fucking wind.
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Thinking about you.
Thinking how on earth I can get an ibank job in Singapore.
i kept myself motivated by saying i was living the dream this summer. now i have multiple offers and don't even know if i want to do it.
Thinking how on earth I can get an ibank job. (period)
What is Alt-R-A-S/M/C ?
Sounds like the shortcut for a proprietary add-in for excel because that doesn't do anything for vanilla excel.
Why would a nuclear engineer want to do ibanking? Don't you guys sit on a hoard of gold in air-conditioned rooms eating donuts? Sounds pretty blissful to me.
write a macro for that...
Write a macro for what?
He's saying I should write a macro for this:
Ctrl-C. Alt-Tab. Alt-E-S down-down-enter. Alt-R-A-S. Alt-R-A-M. Alt-R-A-C.
Actually, a macro won't work for this, because it involves moving between multiple programs and making some judgement as to where to stick stuff. But yeah, I use macros wherever possible. The time tradeoff can be immense over the course of a project.
ALT - ESV instead of down down enter?
Because the program isn't Excel, dude.
...
Does anyone else find it hilarious that one female gets on this board and everyone goes nuts?
"Thinking about you." -RogueBanker
Ah, that would answer my question as well.
The powerpoint draw menu..
RogueBanker's posts are indeed quite pathetic, but I certainly won't tell him to stop since they are still hilarious.
Precisely.
I'm witty, what can I say.
There was a time when I didn't know about the "align or distribute" feature. Tombstones were such a bitch back then.. It took me fucking hours to do one slide.
One day, the associate comes by and says "you know, there's an easier way to do that". I thanked him and then punched him in the face for not telling me earlier.
hahahaha
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