Social Justice for Trans Folk
Every single day, I try to live my life in accordance with my inner identity as Emperor of the French, King of Italy and Protector of the Rhine Confederations. Every single day, I am derided and mocked. Small children come up to me in the street and yell "You'll never be a real Emperor!" or "You'll never lead the Grand Armee against the combined armies of Tsar Alexander and Emperor Francis at Austerlitz".
All I want is what other cis-Napoleons have: absolute power over the French Empire and it's satellites in Europe, plus a dedicated Corps of Imperial Guards and a Palace to live in. But I can't even move into the Palais de Versailles without policemen trying to arrest me.
Think about that. You cis-identified people get to live in your natural homes, but if I try to move into my
natural home, I get arrested. I don't even want to think how Russians would treat me if I went to visit Moscow.
So have a heart, mes amis. Start working for greater social justice for trans-Napoleons such as myself.
Vive la France, vive l'empereur, vive la vieille garde.
Remarkably unfunny.
shut up nerd
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