Some more cringy IB Tiktoks

1) https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdYDGBn4/

2) https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdYDyW6w/

literally the first two results when you search investment banking on TikTok. The lack of humility is crazy. 

3) https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdYDyTDL/

that third one is kinda funny though, especially since my dad thought I was a bank teller

 

Just wait until shes 30. Shes gonna look like sagged spoiled milk. A 6 at best lol. 

 
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This is why I went to PE as soon as I did a 2 year stint at Qatalyst, IBD isn't the WASP central it used to be, nowadays it's flooded with nontargets and minorities/immigrants like the ones you see on those videos.

Some middle market PE funds are still full of these types, so make sure you actually end up at KKR, BX, APO, Carlyle, TPG or Bain if you want to avoid rubbing elbows with the undesirables

 
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This is why I went to PE as soon as I did a 2 year stint at Qatalyst, IBD isn't the WASP central it used to be, nowadays it's flooded with nontargets and minorities/immigrants like the ones you see on those videos.

Some middle market PE funds are still full of these types, so make sure you actually end up at KKR, BX, APO, Carlyle, TPG or Bain if you want to avoid rubbing elbows with the undesirables

You have to be a troll, but regardless, the first girl did go to Wharton and GS 

 

What wrong with non-targets and minorities? Wow, pretty easy to read your background little daddy dick breath white boy. Must suck to have had everything handed to you, land an elite job, just to have a bunch of non-targets and minorities get that same job.

Boo hooooo you fucking privileged imbecile

 

women are so painfully unfunny it's actually unreal lmfao

 

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