WSO Elite Modeling Package

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  • Includes Company DB + Video Library Access (1 year)

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300+ video lessons across 6 modeling courses taught by elite practitioners at the top investment banks and private equity funds -- Excel Modeling -- Financial Statement Modeling -- M&A Modeling -- LBO Modeling -- DCF and Valuation Modeling -- ALL INCLUDED + 2 Huge Bonuses.

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jun 18, 2020 - 11:58am

I love that I got monkey shit for being "inaccurate" as if I didn't fill out a survey yesterday indicating I'd like a women's medium, please

Jun 18, 2020 - 6:06pm

How can you check what type of MS or SBs you are receiving?

I would like to do some data analysis here please.

Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
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Jun 18, 2020 - 6:09pm

Yerrrr S&T interns about to be fly as hell with this CS merch

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  • Intern in IB-M&A
Jun 18, 2020 - 7:27pm

Not true. My EB is not and there's a thread full of others stating there's arent either.

  • Intern in IB-M&A
Jun 18, 2020 - 4:13pm

How the hell is a company issued laptop a 'perk'? Lot of you are acting as if it's something nice they're doing for us, you're literally going to just be working on it before you return it. People out of their minds thinking they get to keep the laptops.

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  • Rank: Chimp
Jun 18, 2020 - 7:38pm

Considering most firms aren't giving laptops, I'm pretty grateful mine gave me a full setup (laptop + dock + monitor) even if it's only for the summer. Lots of people have shitty laptops that won't be able to run a heavy Excel spreadsheet and other programs at the same time.

  • Analyst 3+ in HF - EquityHedge
Jun 18, 2020 - 9:37pm

You won't be doing any work locally on your personal computer. The InfoSec and compliance teams would never allow that. Your personal computer only needs to be able to run a lightweight remote desktop program so you can do the work on firm systems (where the heavy lifting will actually be done.)

Jun 18, 2020 - 6:08pm

My bank gave the interns bank-branded underwear, shirts, socks, phone chargers, bar soaps, vests, and mugs.

I wear the underwear every day to sleep.

Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
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Jun 18, 2020 - 6:13pm

You're an intenr. It's not funny when you have no idea how stressful this job can be. Yes, we sleep.

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Jun 19, 2020 - 4:25am

You all are such trolls. Didn't know I had such a big rep on WSO that people are now impresonating me!

Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
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Jun 18, 2020 - 6:42pm

Even the women?

Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
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  • Intern in IB-M&A
Jun 18, 2020 - 11:30pm

MS nyc sent wireless earphones, phone stand, t-shirt, 3/4 zip pullover, office supplies, mousepad, Scarborough & Tweed duffle bag, and some kind of jigsaw puzzle

  • Summer Associate in IB-M&A
Jun 18, 2020 - 11:57pm

Seems to me that BofA is the only BB not sending out anything. HR also has been unresponsive/intransparent about the evaluation process/program length remained undecided. Still a great bank, but would probably pick another EB if I were to choose again.

Jun 19, 2020 - 1:07pm

Jamie Dimon just went through surgery again. He doens't have time to prioritize this. Be grateful that you aren't in his Gucci shoes.

Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
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Jun 19, 2020 - 4:03pm

Got hit w. "pls fix" on a deal I'm not even staffed on. fml

"Full speed ahead, damn the torpedoes." -U.S. Navy General Farragut
Jun 19, 2020 - 4:45pm

Probably yes but unofficially no. They aren't letting employees expense dinners at most places. I feel like if you have a reason like no kitchen or something if you're in a dorm or whatever they might but their reasoning is that you're not really paying for rent and other expenses so why expense meals

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  • Incoming Analyst in IB - Ind
May 18, 2021 - 4:19pm

Last year they gave nothing but a link to the online store in case we wanted to buy something for ourselves....

Jul 19, 2020 - 10:58am

Yeah we got merch a vest and banker bags and other things

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Jun 25, 2020 - 4:27am

YOu eman Stephens. They ahve prvate jet!

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Will update my computer soon and leave Incognito so I will disappear forever. How did I achieve Neanderthal by trolling? Some people are after me so need to close account for safety.
Jul 1, 2020 - 5:30pm

Ironically, I got more stuff while recruiting in college than from my last place... they were very stingy. I still have my oversized GS t-shirt, a Citi Tide pen (very useful for dates when I get sloppy after a few cocktails), UBS golf balls, and Gugg notepads. I also never bought pens ever again during college recruiting season lol

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