Target Elementary Schools

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We all know who the target universities are, and some of us even know who the target high schools are. I'm curious if anyone can list out the any of the target elementary schools.

This could become an important forum post for new parents who know there is only one path in life for their newborn.

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Oct 12, 2019

This thread was funnier the first 5 times it was posted

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Oct 13, 2019

I'm not gay, but would I have a threeway with Martin Shkreli and Adam Neumann? Absolutely!

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Oct 13, 2019

Ok this is epic

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Oct 12, 2019

Yeah, you should probably move on to target pre-k care or sperm donors at this point.

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Oct 12, 2019

You might be a "smart genius" intellectually but you got a long ways to go on the social side my friend.

Oct 12, 2019

Or probably move on to target parents at this point

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Oct 12, 2019

Beat me to it!

I can do this all day

Oct 13, 2019

Too late, sorry.

If you weren't born in a target hospital, you're fucked:

https://health.usnews.com/health-care/best-hospita...

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Oct 13, 2019

I know this is a parody, but GS hosts an annual event at a high school near where I grew up (GS alum who went to the high school go meet with seniors who had just graduated and talk about the firm/roles)

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Oct 14, 2019

Funny

Oct 14, 2019

I went to semi-target elementary school, but honestly it didn't prepare me enough for B-highschool. I learned most of my finance skills in high school anyways, and I really think a target elementary school is only good for those who need their parents to network for them. These target elementary schools have many different networking events like 1st- 4th grade activity night, etc.. Honestly, don't worry too much about elementary school, middle school is really the one that matters. Just my two cents.

Oct 17, 2019
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