The biggest sh*t talker ever

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Who is the biggest shit talker you have ever seen, and what they say ended up being so fake? Could be either on job, in college, high school, or middle school.

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Nov 28, 2019

Conor mcgregor

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Nov 28, 2019

MARTIN LUTHER KING JR

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Nov 29, 2019

Alright I know this was a joke but that caught me off guard haha

Nov 29, 2019

My nominee for funniest post of the year if such a thing exists. Two-way tie between this one and one from a few months ago about a small business owner who would steal sandwiches from his employees every day and buy them lunch as compensation.

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Nov 30, 2019

Sounds like the thing with the receipt machine

Dec 1, 2019
PteroGonzalez:

My nominee for funniest post of the year if such a thing exists.

Why is this funny?

MLK JR wasn't fake

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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Dec 2, 2019

can you help me find the link for the sandwich post?

WSO's COO (Chief Operating Orangutan) | My Linkedin

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Nov 28, 2019

joe

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Nov 29, 2019

I have to agree with this one. Joe is a massive twat

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Nov 29, 2019

Oh you know joe?

Nov 28, 2019

Every politician....

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Nov 29, 2019

Donald Trump.

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Nov 29, 2019

Elizabeth Warren

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Nov 29, 2019

She really does talk mountains of shit doesn't she

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Nov 29, 2019

Bernie Sanders

Gun rights activist
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Dec 2, 2019

This man has no idea on what he talks about

Nov 29, 2019

Paul Krugman

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Nov 30, 2019

hillary clinton

What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.

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Nov 30, 2019

Yeah, well this one time I was in London, and there was a terror attack on the London Bridge, and I stopped the terrorist with a Narwhal tusk.

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Nov 30, 2019

Barack Obama

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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Nov 30, 2019

mike tythun

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Dec 2, 2019

He backed it up with his brutal left hook. Mohammed Ali talked way more shit

"The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary." - Nassim Taleb

Dec 1, 2019

Andy Fastow

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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Dec 2, 2019

Deontay Wilder vs Tyson Fury - All of the Trash Talk

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

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Dec 2, 2019

cannot wait for this rematch

for me?

elon musk - funding secured

obama - saw him live on the campaign trail, needed TP to wipe his mouth after spewing all of that "you can keep your doctor" shit

ancel keys - fat is bad

al gore - hey dumbo, the ozone is straight now, chill the fuck out

conor mcgregor - if it were mathematically possible to divide by zero, he'd have the biggest ratio of shit talked to titles defended

that dude in 3rd grade who said his dad could beat up my dad - too bad my dad got locked up for aggravated assault, shouldn't talk that mess during coach pitch

but the best, the absolute best? some dude who tried to call me poor in college (I am, don't worry) by saying something like "I buy and sell people like you" or some shit. today? he's back office at a bank that actually may not exist in 5 years. nothing against back office, just the entitled brat shit talking makes me lol when I see him on LinkedIn, what a twat.

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Dec 3, 2019

[="thebrofessor"]

that dude in 3rd grade who said his dad could beat up my dad - too bad my dad got locked up for aggravated assault, shouldn't talk that mess during coach pitch[/quote]

I have a third grader and beat the shit out of other Dads regularly. I love fulfilling that prophecy.

[="thebrofessor"]
but the best, the absolute best? some dude who tried to call me poor in college (I am, don't worry) by saying something like "I buy and sell people like you" or some shit. today? he's back office at a bank that actually may not exist in 5 years. nothing against back office, just the entitled brat shit talking makes me lol when I see him on LinkedIn, what a twat.
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Hello Deutsche Bank....

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Dec 2, 2019

Not anymore, but Marshall Mathers was the epitome of a sht talker. His diss track feuds with ICP, Ja Rule, and Mariah Carey are epic!

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Dec 2, 2019

Nas against Jay Z on 'Ether' was sick

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee

Dec 2, 2019

gary payton

WSO's COO (Chief Operating Orangutan) | My Linkedin

Dec 3, 2019
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Dec 5, 2019