I like the idea, Dan, but the problem with kissing her is that you have to get out of your seat and fucking lean in etc. she will see it coming from a mile away and probably block you.

a much better alternative:

Interviewer "Okay. Do something shocking."

Me "Close your eyes, and give me your hand."

Interviewer closes eyes

Me whips out hugely erect penis, well-lubed from before the interview, and places interviewer's hand on penis

 

walk up and punch them in the face...that'll teach them to ask stupid questions

but probably I would just walk up and throw all of the stuff from their desk...then justify that with, the reason this is shocking, is because I would never allow such a social outburst

 

Zala your post is exactly how i called it in the other thread.

Zala will spew off something along the lines off: "yo yo yo, I have hundreds for friends, I have sex with super models every day, I drive a 760il, I can bench press 1000 pounds, and my dick is 12 feet long", with either posting googled/myspace pictures or not posting any "proof" at all
 

i don't see myself epimping her...so it would be pretty weird if she would start.

And I'm not following you around, the only reason I saw your posts on the vault was because I was looking for more information.

Oh and btw, look at all your posts, you've said a profanity or inapropriate comment in pretty much every one of your posts...that shows your maturity level pretty well.

 

I've had 9 different people interviewing me, they were all guys...

Any other ideas besides throwing things (altough Andrew has a good point about abnormal behavior), breaking windows, exposing yourself, etc?

 

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