The Jersey Shore Season 3 Discussion Thread

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The previews last night just made the first episode of season 3 better than all of season 2. Cannot wait for ronnie to get decked by sammie

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Jan 7, 2011

cant wait to see single ron back in action

Jan 7, 2011

So many situations last night.

Jan 7, 2011

You have singlehandedly brought the collective intelligence of the WSO community down a notch.

Jan 20, 2011
Denver Monkeyannabe:

You have singlehandedly brought the collective intelligence of the WSO community down a notch.

+1 SB

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Jan 7, 2011

Come at me bro

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Jan 7, 2011

Not enough situation. Too much bs between the bitches. Vinny has reallly grown his game since season 1.

That all said, is Deena is the ultimate buttaface or what?

Jan 7, 2011

Anyone notice how they all stepped up their car "situations" significantly... 3 beemers, a Range (which he had), a nice Benz and a Caddie (again, he already had it).

Also, Paulie still lives with his mommy? Kid is pulling in prob 10-20k a night DJing now and he still drives a Caddie and lives at home. Must spend all his money on hair gel.

But yes, this season looks epic.

Jan 7, 2011
Billy Ray Valentine:

Anyone notice how they all stepped up their car "situations" significantly... 3 beemers, a Range (which he had), a nice Benz and a Caddie (again, he already had it).

Also, Paulie still lives with his mommy? Kid is pulling in prob 10-20k a night DJing now and he still drives a Caddie and lives at home. Must spend all his money on hair gel.

But yes, this season looks epic.

They are pulling in well over 50k each an episode. Idk why snookie is driving a 3 series

Jan 8, 2011
Billy Ray Valentine:

Anyone notice how they all stepped up their car "situations" significantly... 3 beemers, a Range (which he had), a nice Benz and a Caddie (again, he already had it).

Also, Paulie still lives with his mommy? Kid is pulling in prob 10-20k a night DJing now and he still drives a Caddie and lives at home. Must spend all his money on hair gel.

But yes, this season looks epic.

Sitch is rolling in a Bentley
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13134...

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Jan 7, 2011
Soul_Reaper:
Billy Ray Valentine:

Anyone notice how they all stepped up their car "situations" significantly... 3 beemers, a Range (which he had), a nice Benz and a Caddie (again, he already had it).

Also, Paulie still lives with his mommy? Kid is pulling in prob 10-20k a night DJing now and he still drives a Caddie and lives at home. Must spend all his money on hair gel.

But yes, this season looks epic.

Sitch is rolling in a Bentley
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13134...

I can't believe he is still living in Manalapan. He needs to move to a real town right about now.

Jan 21, 2011
Billy Ray Valentine:

Anyone notice how they all stepped up their car "situations" significantly... 3 beemers, a Range (which he had), a nice Benz and a Caddie (again, he already had it).

Also, Paulie still lives with his mommy? Kid is pulling in prob 10-20k a night DJing now and he still drives a Caddie and lives at home. Must spend all his money on hair gel.

Blow outs don't come cheap man, lol.

Regards
But yes, this season looks epic.

Jan 7, 2011

I don't know how you guys watch this stuff, but props to you if you can. It's pretty funny for about 5 minutes or so, but gets kind of annoying after that.

Jan 7, 2011

3 series manual at that

Jan 8, 2011

Would you rather smush Jwoww or Sammi?
My vote: Sammi

Jan 8, 2011
MP80:

Would you rather smush Jwoww or Sammi?
My vote: Sammi

Sammi without a doubt.

Jan 8, 2011
MP80:

Would you rather smush Jwoww or Sammi?
My vote: Sammi

Jwow. Sammi might stop in the middle and throw a fit.

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Jan 9, 2011
blackfinancier:
MP80:

Would you rather smush Jwoww or Sammi?
My vote: Sammi

Jwow. Sammi might stop in the middle and throw a fit.

Hahahaha. Good point. I'd still take Sammi, though. Jwoww is a dog with fake tits.

Jan 7, 2011
MP80:

Would you rather smush Jwoww or Sammi?
My vote: Sammi

I would need a bag for Jwoww.

Jan 20, 2011
MP80:

Would you rather smush Jwoww or Sammi?
My vote: Sammi

Jwow so she can rip my head off after...

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Jan 20, 2011
ITSALLABOUTTHEU:
MP80:

Would you rather smush Jwoww or Sammi?
My vote: Sammi

Jwow so she can rip my head off after...

but don't you wanna hit the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet?

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Jan 8, 2011

situation pulled in 5 million from endorsements, dancing with the stars, etc, last year. i think the Range is justified

and yes, the season preview was great.

Jan 8, 2011

thread needs don't ask, don't tell disclaimer

Jan 8, 2011

Sammie is beat. Anyone notice how she started smoking in the second season? I would crush JWOWW when she is looking her best, but you absolutely need to leave before the morning comes. She is hideous in her natural state.

Sitch is the man. So looking forward to this season.

Jan 21, 2011
ANT:

Sammie is beat. Anyone notice how she started smoking in the second season? I would crush JWOWW when she is looking her best, but you absolutely need to leave before the morning comes. She is hideous in her natural state.

Sitch is the man. So looking forward to this season.

Yeah I recently saw some magazine cover/photo shoot JWOWW did and she looked decent...although I'm sure a computer had more to do with that than God did himself.

The Situation is by far the most entertaining person on the show. I love his commentary. "It goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten." Funniest line ever, lol.

Regards

Jan 9, 2011

I love the show so much douchebaggery and drama how can you not love it.

snooki is starting to put the pounds on. She will be full blown fat in 2 years.

"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.

Jan 9, 2011
Jan 9, 2011

To be honest, I'd smush on Snooki. Why wouldn't I? I have free time.

Jan 20, 2011

...

Jan 10, 2011

Prediction: Season 3 flops as people get tired of listening to the same old lines

Jan 10, 2011

A bit off topic, but regarding another MTV Show - 16 & Pregnant.

Those kids are making $250K for the series. gahhhhwwwwwwddd.

Jan 10, 2011
Nobama88:

A bit off topic, but regarding another MTV Show - 16 & Pregnant.

Those kids are making $250K for the series. gahhhhwwwwwwddd.

Well they have to pay the idiots they are exposing.

Moral of the story:
There is a new route to BSD status.

Old: Ivy->IBD BB->Top MBA-> PE--> rainmaker status
New: Party at age 16->knock trashy hoes up->reality tv series->repeat until wealthy

Jan 7, 2011

Here we go...90 mins left

Jan 8, 2011

anyone around to chat during the show?

Jan 13, 2011

this show is awsome

Jan 7, 2011

Man...Sammy pisses me off like no tomorrow. How can someone be so fucked up from the head

Jan 20, 2011

Let me start off by saying i love the jersery shore but the reason i became so obsessed is it was a way for me to watch complete clowns who had nothing act like they owned the world. I don't know if I want to perpetuate this any longer, how can i fund snookie's race to the cliff of obesity with a clear head?

PS, no brainer- definetly "smush" Jwow over Sammy. Also, anyone else notice how much of a complete cock block the situation is???

Jan 10, 2011

Sammy aint bad looking, but she is a cunt.

Jwow is fugly, but she did get a nice rack. I would take a peak at those. The rest of them look like dudes.

Jan 20, 2011

I'd take Sammie over Jwow any day. She may be a bitch and completely fucked up in the head...but at least you can look at the girl's face for more than 5 mins w/o being completely repulsed. Imagine tho, Jwow's tits...Sammy's face...one body....

Jan 21, 2011
General Disarray:

I'd take Sammie over Jwow any day. She may be a bitch and completely fucked up in the head...but at least you can look at the girl's face for more than 5 mins w/o being completely repulsed. Imagine tho, Jwow's tits...Sammy's face...one body....

Or, you know, we could just get Angelina back...

Jan 20, 2011

Sammie's face is fugly too, she just hides it better. Jwow is probably more disgusting but atleast has giant tits, Jwow's new guy Roger is the biggest tool in the history of Jersey Shore. He wears a bandana with sunglasses at night, i'm speechless. Vinny is becoming pretty full of himself and is now officially 100% black (tall tees and chains). Pauly D is the man and is the only cool thing left on this show.

Jan 10, 2011

Angelia was decent to look at, so I wouldnt mind her back on the show.

I liked vinny on the first season, but now he has become a dbag.

Jan 21, 2011

Ohh as a side note, I would do the Sitch's sister over all of them.

Regards

Jan 21, 2011
cphbravo96:

Ohh as a side note, I would do the Sitch's sister over all of them.

Regards

This man speaks the truth.

Jan 20, 2011

Ya but she has a HUGE nose.

Jan 21, 2011
HFFBALLfan123:

Ya but she has a HUGE nose.

Much easier to overlook a HUGE nose than to overlook sleeping with a shovel face.

Regards

Jan 20, 2011

I heard Paulie D was coming out with a show about his DJing

Jan 20, 2011

O ya i agree, his sister is definetly hotter than all the other girls but lets be real here, it's like saying bud light is better than coors light (which it most certainly is not). At the end of the day they are both mediocre beers at best...

Jan 27, 2011

guess we all have different tastes but Jwow is fuckign hot, average face but perfect 10 body, almost as hot of my girl kim

agreed that situation is by far the most entertaining/funny person on the show

Jan 20, 2011

Jwow does not have a 10 body, focus tonight on her grandmother arms and ridiculously saggy tits. Jwow is disgusting and has a seriously fucked up looking face not to mention she probably smells like an ashtray shoved up Lisa Lamponely's vagina after she runs 5 miles.

Jan 10, 2011

Ronnie needs to lay off the fucking roids. The guy acts like a 10 year old girl with his hissy fits.

Jan 8, 2011
Nobama88:

Ronnie needs to lay off the fucking roids. The guy acts like a 10 year old girl with his hissy fits.

hell yeah, but I would never want to get in front of one of his punches.. if he ever connects ridiculous

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Jan 20, 2011

Ronnie is such a clown, PaulyD stayed up all night cause he kept hearing Ronnie crying in the bathroom...what a joke.

Feb 11, 2011

Ronnie and Sam = Seriously Dysfunctional Relationship. He goes crazy, breaks her shit, and then cries asking her not too leave him. I agree, he needs to lay off the roids. He is losing his mind.

Feb 12, 2011

First off, JWows body is ridiculous - definitely smush in that costume with handcuffs. The Situation is probably one of the most entertaining people in reality TV history. Some of the lines he drops are intelligently retarded.

Ronnie seems like the kind of guy that would kick your fucking ass, then break down crying and apologize shortly after. Roids will do that to you.

Jan 7, 2011

That girl vinnie brought home whose uncle came after her was by far the cutest girl to go on this show yet.

Also what kind of a pussy is ronnie..this is like the third time he cried this season.

Jan 8, 2011

Ronnie is the biggest bitch.

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Jan 10, 2011

At first the fights were pretty funny to watch, now its just getting annoying.

Jan 10, 2011
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Jan 8, 2011
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May 6, 2011
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