The left lane is for PASSING. NOT cruising.

A (not so) friendly reminder to American drivers.
(Please) move the fuck over.

If only a driver's license in the states was as difficult and rigorous as in Germany.
Cost over $2,500 USD. Takes UP TO 5 MONTHS.
Only 2/3 of applicants pass.
*if you fail 3 times, they send you to a psychiatrist to see if you're mentally ill. it's true.

Compare that to $25 and an afternoon of parallel parking.
A borderline blind grandmother could pass. And Americans wonder why fatality rates are one of the highest in any developed country?

As a man who practices what he preaches, I ALWAYS move right immediately after passing.

And if you're not convinced / think I'm an arrogant complaining idiot, you absolutely deserve a ticket. Laws by state below:

Happy driving.

 

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