The name's Bonds, JamesBonds

Hey guys, just wanted to take a moment to introduce myself

There's a new BSD on campus and effective immediately your women and clients belong to me.

And before anyone asks lets just settle the record - Pierce Brosnan is the best 007 by far and it's not close.
Let's examine why:
-He uses gadgets and deception to defeat opponents, not just strength and hyper aggression like this new hack they got.
-Yeah, yeah, Connery was an ace with the ladies we all know that, but I'd argue it's 1a 1b. And if you wanna get technical Brosnan had: Halle Berry in her prime and a young Denise Richards. I'd put that top 2 against any.
-THE PUNS. People are so used to this daniel craig brute garbage, they forget 007 is supposed to be witty. He disarms villains with wit and charm on a level second only to Dalton (who? exactly). If you listen carefully, Brosnan's puns are GS IBD-tier.
-Have you seen GoldenEye?!

IT'S NOT CLOSE.

 

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I made my profile picture Pierce Brosnan and thought I'd explain why him as opposed to other 007's to hopefully hear some reasons behind disagreements.

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