The PM who just interviewed me was a beautiful dove

Good afternoon monkeys,

I just finished an interview with a pm who captured a raw essence that I have not felt since my first touch of silk; not since the sculpture of the Greek Goddess Athena has beige skin color looked so elegant, her devilishly dark brown hair belies that angelic voice. I was lost upon her tiger eyes the color of hazel. The professional in me wanted to keep my composure, but the raw human in me wanted to tear down that mental wall plastered with portfolio tracking error ratios and active indexing to reveal a natural fragility that her underlings will never get to see.

Any guys out there ever wanted to explore a passionate relationship with an older, wiser, and more heavily compensated superior of the opposite sex?

 

It was difficult to escalate, given the scenario. I'll be sure to neg her during the follow-up email.

Baby you're the perfect shape, baby you're the perfect weight. Treat me like my birthday, I want it this way and I want it that way. It makes a man feel good baby.
 

The picture next to your post really makes me want to run away

[quote=rufiolove]When evaluating whether or not to post something on WSO, I think to myself, "would an idiot post this" and if the answer is yes, I do not post that thing...[/quote]
 
R0bin:
with a pm who captured a raw essence that I have not felt since my first touch of silk; not since the sculpture of the Greek Goddess Athena has beige skin color looked so elegant, her devilishly dark brown hair belies that angelic voice

By PM do you mean a portfolio manager or a poet manager?

[quote=rufiolove]When evaluating whether or not to post something on WSO, I think to myself, "would an idiot post this" and if the answer is yes, I do not post that thing...[/quote]
 

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