How many chicks have you scored off Tinder? Average conversation length? Time between match and first text? Match and first meet? What's their average score on a weighted 1-10 scale? Standard deviation of hips:waist ratio?

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Wolfofgeorgestreet:
Only beta's go into academia straight from college

Tenured professors can teach as little as 6 hours a week, make a TA do all of their work, and rest on a six figure university salary. Furthermore, they can ratchet their earnings by serving as consultants and advisers to various boards, businesses, and other organizations.

A finance professor I work with (I'm an adjunct) makes $40k a year for going to quarterly meetings of nonprofit as an adviser. This is in addition to all other retained consulting agreements. A friend told me he did a tax return for a dean who was pulling in nearly 7 figures on consulting and speaking arrangements; and this was a podunk unranked school in a flyover state!

 

I am really curious why you post so much on WSO? Do you ever wonder if you are addicted to the internet? (srs)

 

Excellent question. I have taken no wipe dumps (in other words, dumps that are so clean, when you wipe, there's nothing there on the toilet paper) every single time for the past 2 weeks. Today... umm... not so much. My diet hadn't changed, but I think allergies may have had something to do with it. I dont think the no wipe dump can ever be mastered.

 

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