Urgent help needed - club dance crash course

Gents,

Have a date coming up and will be spending the evening most likely clubbing with her. I'm a bit of a late bloomer, didn't party much at college and can't dance for sh*t. In my limited outings I've seen how bad guys who can't dance look in clubs - anyone have any advice on good sources to learn club dancing in 3-4 days? Have looked online and while there are some YouTube vids nothing seems really good.

Alternatively, any tips on how not to dance might also be useful. This is a serious post, and I'm looking for some serious advice.

 

If you're looking for things to dance to at the club, go spend some time researching the most popular dance moves of the past 12 months and learn the easy to learn sequences from them (e.g., the double hip pump done twice with alternating feet forward while leaning slightly back from the This is America music video - takes like 15 minutes to master a move that everyone will recognize and think is cool). Works for both top 40 or electronic music. Get a rotation of 5 of these. It may take a couple hours. You're not going to be able to learn how to dance just by reading something on WSO and then executing it flawlessly after a few drinks at the club.

 

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