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Jan 8, 2020

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Jan 8, 2020

Absolutely incredible hahaha

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Jan 8, 2020

thx. sorry i couldn't answer your question :(

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  • Intern in IB - Gen
Jan 8, 2020

I'm in tears !

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Jan 9, 2020

use them as lube

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  • Analyst 1 in IB-M&A
Jan 9, 2020

Tends to be more of a "pick two" situation in my experience...

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Jan 9, 2020

which two would you pick?

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Jan 10, 2020

Culture and size as a junior, culture and performance as Principal+. Obviously limits on how bad the third "circle" can be in either scenario, but those would be the priorities

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Feb 7, 2020

Bump - what are some funds that hit both "good size" and "good deal flow/performance"? How bad can the culture be there?

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Feb 7, 2020

20 comments in and not even a single name dropped. Great thread.

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Feb 7, 2020
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