Its a non-target, brah.

- Bulls make money. Bears make money. Pigs get slaughtered. - The harder you work, the luckier you become. - I believe in the "Golden Rule": the man with the gold rules.
 

"A man has to pay one of two prices in life: he can pay the price of discipline, or he will pay the price of regret."

I'm in the same boat OP. Having made a shit load of uninformed decisions I'm busting my ass to never approach anything important in that manner again.

I like that tune though.

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The.RealDeal:
"A man has to pay one of two prices in life: he can pay the price of discipline, or he will pay the price of regret."

I'm in the same boat OP. Having made a shit load of uninformed decisions I'm busting my ass to never approach anything important in that manner again.

I like that tune though.

u layme bro
 
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IamObama:
I watched about half the video and didn't see one hot girl. How is this an epic party with a bunch of grenades?

Strobe lights?

So they spend $100 bucks on a bunch of lights and that makes the party epic? Would it still be epic if there were only lights and zero girls in there? I like to think of a party without hot girls the same as a party with no girls.

 

the only thing cool about this party are the lights. other than that, this shit is like any other decent frat party on a random weekend. I actually prefer day parties w/ kegs, hotties, corn hole, and a more relaxed setting to this any day of the week

"Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them." - Bud Fox
 

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