Wall Street Humor

Hi,
Do you monkeys know any banker humor websites? I already know Leveraged Sell-Out, Going Private and the Goldman Sachs elevator twitter. Now, the supply of funny shit has come to an end, but I need another fix ASAP. What websites/twitter/tumblrs/anything should I look for?

Thank you!

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