We Are Saved!

I am deeply humbled and gratified to announce that our country has been SAVED by our lord and savior, PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN!! Lets just take a look at the evidence:

  • THE STONKS: Going up ^^^^
  • THE VACCINE: Discovered, TODAY! ;D
  • THE COVID: Gone!! (Pro-Forma 11/10/2020)
  • THE TRUMP: Bye. 
  • THE CHINA: ????

He did it!!! Surely nothing negative will ruin this blissful moment for our country!!

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COVID doesn't event spread in mass gatherings anymore, it's fantastic! Hopefully it is no longer irresponsible and deadly to frequent a restaurant. 

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@CRE this seems like the type of thing that gets your juices flowing, eh?

 

Don’t celebrate yet! Our country is now on the right path, but we will only truly reach prosperity once our queen AOC is elected in 2024!

 

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