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my shit list is permanent. i enjoy having enemies
I made a new enemy yesterday. I was backing out of my garage and my neighbor one house over was loading sheets of plywood into a truck blocking my way. I made eye contact and he continued moving his shit and didn't move and accommodate my exit in my usual fashion. I had to take the other way out. I will go out of my way to harm him in any way until the end of time.
I think what he's saying here is that he's going to poo on his lawn
I hate making enemies, but what can I do... I'm just human.
My shit list is semi-permanent. Until the end of time is just too rigid - why curb your own optionality? That said, some people deserve it.
On my shit list recently is a South American intern we had for the summer. Kid was far too fucking friendly and you could smell the entitlement from miles away. Guy acted like he was part of the crew without even know who the crew was.
Another one is some girl who keeps walking over to the desk in a desperate attempt to brown-nose her way to front office. Laughing excessively loudly at shit that isn’t even funny, making conversation when there’s nothing to talk about, and generally making a fool of herself. I mean Christ, have some dignity.
The mail guy is actually permanently on my shit list. He’s nice to everyone but ignores me entirely when I greet or otherwise acknowledge him, and I’ve got a sneaking suspicion (aka I’m pretty fucking sure) that he’s salty about a minority of his own ethnicity hanging out with the people he fakes those smiles for and pretends to be nice with. Have fun delivering those packages, big fella.
Hope I haven’t turned this into a maximum pettiness exposition. Carry on.
One clear thing my friends would say about me. If I ever declare someone on my shit list then they know that person went so far above and beyond that it would be impossible not to be. I have more patience in my life than most deserve.
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