Weirdest or most creative usernames on WSO
Over the last two years, i've seen some crazy names such as lookatmycock and Goldman's sacks. What usernames have you guys seen that have made you laugh or have made you think WTF?
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U Accrete Me is pretty funny
CompBanker IlliniProgrammer Edmundo Braverman WallStreetOasis.com
blumie
None of those usernames are particularly weird or creative. You just want brownie points, admit it!
Sexy_LIke_Enrique - worst name and worst poster
10xleverage is one of the cooler names to cross WSO
This site has wayyy too many ass holes. (myself included)
Assholes...or retards?
I always thought Brady4MVP was a funny user name. You know, since Brady's the 4th best quarterback in the NFL.
How2Fuk
I always chuckle at LookAtMyCock, followed by the chicken pic
^^^^
arbitRAGE and leveRAGE. Manbearpig Lookatmycock
happypantsmcgee. Every time I see his name, I get a little happier. Not in my pants.
look@mycock happypantsmcgee ant
illiuniprogrammer compbanker
tbh every 1 has baller names
YMCM-IB
love that one
Weaponized Cum
U Accrete Me
happypantsmcgee dontmakemeshortyou Kenny_Powers_CFA
Cartwright is my favorite. Gotta keep it Seinfeld related.
^
I like:
RagnarDanneskjold shorttheworld
I think expressing my favorite usernames just made me recognize my growing cynicism towards the world/society...
^ lol
Macro Arbitrage and Swagon are a good ones, especially with that Lonely Island pic--swag. I could have sworn I saw a user named GoFUCKyourself on here. No lie..
I think WallStreeOasis.com is pretty creative.
ConanDBull
damn u Flake! I do agree, 'weaponized cum' is the best.
I have to say some of the best are the unintentionally funny ones. You can always tell when people try too hard. But honestly it has to be blastoise, he inspired a whole skew of pokemon related user names.
JYFresh and Forgetfulmonkey thanks for putting mine up.
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