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What are the most annoying things your coworkers do in the office.

Regardless of industry every office has its own quirks and annoyances. Whether you be in banking, real estate, marketing, if you're in corporate America and on a floor that consists of 50+ people then it is certain that there will be some fucking whack jobs sharing the space along side of you.

One of my biggest peeves is when someone starts busting my chops and asking me for shit before I even put my bag down and take my coat off. I get in at 7:30 and leave between 6-7 every single god damn day. Can I please just sit down and maybe read a newspaper and have some coffee for 5 minutes before you start asking me for shit. Another I've noticed is that people walk so fast it is insane. I've been in the working world for about 4 years now and have never seen an entire office speed walk every single time they get out of their chair. My cube is very close to one of the coffee stations and have witnessed about 3 full speed collisions when one person has a fresh out of the Keurig Newmans Best. Painful and hilarious at the same time, especially when it was an analyst on VP collision.

These are a couple of mine, please take a minute to vent and share yours.

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