Hold off on the jokes, for now. Every year my family and significant other inevitably asks me what I want for christmas (early/mid 30's). Every year I have no ideas to supply them with outside of token fluff as I would have already purchased it if I wanted/needed it.
That said, my WSO brethren, I need ideas and what to hear what you'll be asking for.
Gifts, time, experiences, tickets, trips, handmade things, it's all fair play.