What happened to Blastoise?
Hi again everyone,
So was reading the archives of WSO, hoping to get a better understanding of what the culture here is like, what the history of the website was, who gives the best advice... etc etc, and I noticed that there used to be a guy around here called blastoise who seemed to be a pretty big player on this website.
Thing is though, I can't seem to find anything on his profile. I have come across a few posts which seem to lament his departure. Did he leave? Was there some sort of altercation? Did he get banned?
Anyway, I really enjoy this website and it's content. Wanting to fit in more, I was hoping to learn more about our history.
Anyone want to fill me in?
He lost an epic battle.
dunno, but there's that really annoying mudkipz guy who took his place as WSO's token Pokemon
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I was under the impression he was banned. Too bad, I enjoyed his posts.
Check out the founder's interview on Mixergy if you're looking to learn about the site's history etc.
If I recall correctly, blastoise was one of the best trolls on here.
Sadly, Pikachu's Thundershock took him out of WSO.
do you care to elaborate
He got busted laundering money for Team Rocket.
Anyone know what thread has his last comment, ie what ultimately did him in? He had like 4000+ posts (mostly trolls) so curious to see after all what was it that crossed the line, lol.
wasn't blastoise an intern for WSO?
Pretty sure he was, which made it even funnier.
also, from what i can understand, there seem to have actually been two blastoises both seemed like trolls of some sort, but one of the accounts is still active
it's like people actively avoid the question did some serious shit go down?
in wut world does thundershock beat a fully evolved blastoise? unless it's Ash's pikachu, u need at least thunderbolt or thunder to 1-hit ko (if u dun have a focus sash)
Could have used Charge beforehand
He broke WSO's rules. He was told to stop. He did it again. Was told to stop again. This went on for a while. Then he got banned.
RIP blast
Is mudkipz an alternate account for blastoise?
crit w/ super effectiveo nly 4x damage i think - thundershock base of 40x 4 = 160...hmm dun think so since pikachu special attack
no im an independent person blastoise's legacy will always live on in the annuls of WSO lore - the one who pokemon who ruled them all
in all seriousness don't ruin blastoise's legacy I'm not nearly as funny or witty
I don't think so, he tries to hard (sorry mudkipz, you're still funny)
no prob i do try too hard :( any tips for me (not that kind of tip btw)
Train hard, hit level 16, then subsequently hit level 36.
He is interning at a BB now and was WSO's first intern. He got banned for breaking the rules too many times.
He's fine. I talked to him this morning.
should have used RAGE so that his attack level would have gotten stronger after each reprimand
Good to hear. I recall him doing a master's program, or was that his alter ego?
bIastoise V blastoise deathmatch (Originally Posted: 04/24/2011)
Are these two separate users? What's the deal? Someone, please, enlighten me.
It's a mystery that may never be solved... dun dun dun
ufo insider i suggest you delete this post immediately. the rabbit hole goes quite deep and you might not like what you find.
I'm of the impression that they are separate users. I think bIastoise (the one with a capital i and an actual picture the Pokémon Blastoise) was originally created to smear the reputation of blastoise (the one correctly spelled with a lowercase L and a troll face avatar). Ironically, bIastoise hasn't been remotely as funny as the original blastoise and has converted from being a troll into a pretty decent contributor that asks good questions. Old school blastoise is still just doing his thang.
i'll leave it to interpretation, sort of like how religious scholars debate over whether St. John the Apostle and St. John in Revelations were the same person in the Bible
effectively the same
we are not the same
Dad?
I honestly was expecting a pokemon battle
That is still possible, I call charazard.
Me too... words cannot describe how disappointed I am.
As was I
^ gold.
You mean Gold?
haha XD
This thread has me laughing so hard I just woke up the person next door.
Just realized I haven't seen Blastoise in a while ... this makes me happy (Originally Posted: 12/02/2013)
Haven't seen this guy in a while ... this absence has greatly improved my experience at WSO.
k.
RIP blastoise 2011ish - 2013
Yea, you're really adding value with this
Venasaur and Blastoise, please limit pokemon fights to this post! (Originally Posted: 12/07/2010)
You pokemon are spamming other valuable posts.
getgo, go die in a fire.
Paging Charizard to this thread.
Purdon't
Wait, wait, wait... I know a different mod deleted the thread where I put venusaur on trial, but I was under the impression that I had blocked venusaur for good. Pretty sure Anthony also did an IP ban. Please indicate the recent sightings of venusaur and I'll get to the bottom of this.
I'll second this. I'm going to start deleting your posts when you barf all over a legitimate topic guys. Consider this your warning.
Music Video Dedicated to Brady, Bankerella, and Blastoise Released! (Originally Posted: 10/23/2015)
In particular the 1st 3-5 seconds dedicated to brady lol.
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what? lol
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