What if a pregnant coworker farted?

This is something that happened to me. There was a pregnant female coworker at my workplace. She squatted down right in front of me and farted. That's because many pregnant women don't have any warning as to when this is about to happen, so they can't prepare for it. Let's say she was embarrassed. What would you have done in this situation?

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Aug 30, 2019

Hahaha fucking fire day on this website, is this site gonna become the new yahoo answers

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Aug 30, 2019

The only way to make her feel unembarrassed would be to also fart. However, you need to one up her since you're an alpha male, so the only correct response would be to take a shit on the floor.

Sep 1, 2019

And don't forget to get schwifty.

Aug 30, 2019

Fart as well so she doesn't feel uncomfortable. That's what I did when my wife was pregnant. She's given birth nearly a year ago but I still continue the practice on (from?) my end. Come to think of it I don't think she was doing any herself whilst pregnant. But I was ready and making her at ease just in case, setting the scene.

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Sep 1, 2019

I'd just ignore it. It was probably extremely awkward and uncomfortable for her. Mentioning it or even doing anything to hint that it happened may only have made it worse. By ignoring it at least it doesn't have to get any worse.

Sep 1, 2019
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